Zysoclaplem
Diamond Member
Broken bones? Stabbed? Shot? Stoned? Crucified? Decapitation? What's the worst you've been hurt?
That explains a lot. 😛Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Was struck in the forehead with a thrown softball bat.
Originally posted by: Fausto
Crashed in a bike race doing about 35mph. Broke my wrist, took a chunk out of my right knee to the point you could see most of the lower half of the patellar tendon, and skinned the majority of the right side of my body. My wife almost passed out when the triage nurse unwrapped my knee to irrigate it.
Kids: don't try this at home.
I have been broadsided by a car and came out better than I did after the crash I described. The guy's windshield soaked up most of the impact. 😛Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Fausto
Crashed in a bike race doing about 35mph. Broke my wrist, took a chunk out of my right knee to the point you could see most of the lower half of the patellar tendon, and skinned the majority of the right side of my body. My wife almost passed out when the triage nurse unwrapped my knee to irrigate it.
Kids: don't try this at home.
That reminds me of my second bloodiest encounter.
I was a late bloomer on the bike, learned how to ride around the same age of 7. First time I rode, I went FAST (for a 7 yr old) but had no control. So I turned and WHAMMO hit our Ford in the passenger side door head on. Of course the bike bounced back, my elbow skid across the ground. More blood!
Fun times :thumbsup:
No wonder I prefer the color blue over red.
Originally posted by: Fausto
I have been broadsided by a car and came out better than I did after the crash I described. The guy's windshield soaked up most of the impact. 😛Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Fausto
Crashed in a bike race doing about 35mph. Broke my wrist, took a chunk out of my right knee to the point you could see most of the lower half of the patellar tendon, and skinned the majority of the right side of my body. My wife almost passed out when the triage nurse unwrapped my knee to irrigate it.
Kids: don't try this at home.
That reminds me of my second bloodiest encounter.
I was a late bloomer on the bike, learned how to ride around the same age of 7. First time I rode, I went FAST (for a 7 yr old) but had no control. So I turned and WHAMMO hit our Ford in the passenger side door head on. Of course the bike bounced back, my elbow skid across the ground. More blood!
Fun times :thumbsup:
No wonder I prefer the color blue over red.
The car that got me wasn't. I just got lucky and moved my leg up and out of the way of the bumper (panic reaction I guess).Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Fausto
I have been broadsided by a car and came out better than I did after the crash I described. The guy's windshield soaked up most of the impact. 😛Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Fausto
Crashed in a bike race doing about 35mph. Broke my wrist, took a chunk out of my right knee to the point you could see most of the lower half of the patellar tendon, and skinned the majority of the right side of my body. My wife almost passed out when the triage nurse unwrapped my knee to irrigate it.
Kids: don't try this at home.
That reminds me of my second bloodiest encounter.
I was a late bloomer on the bike, learned how to ride around the same age of 7. First time I rode, I went FAST (for a 7 yr old) but had no control. So I turned and WHAMMO hit our Ford in the passenger side door head on. Of course the bike bounced back, my elbow skid across the ground. More blood!
Fun times :thumbsup:
No wonder I prefer the color blue over red.
I forgot to mention our car was parked, good thing otherwise it could have been worse.
Originally posted by: Fausto
The car that got me wasn't. I just got lucky and moved my leg up and out of the way of the bumper (panic reaction I guess).Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Fausto
I have been broadsided by a car and came out better than I did after the crash I described. The guy's windshield soaked up most of the impact. 😛Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Fausto
Crashed in a bike race doing about 35mph. Broke my wrist, took a chunk out of my right knee to the point you could see most of the lower half of the patellar tendon, and skinned the majority of the right side of my body. My wife almost passed out when the triage nurse unwrapped my knee to irrigate it.
Kids: don't try this at home.
That reminds me of my second bloodiest encounter.
I was a late bloomer on the bike, learned how to ride around the same age of 7. First time I rode, I went FAST (for a 7 yr old) but had no control. So I turned and WHAMMO hit our Ford in the passenger side door head on. Of course the bike bounced back, my elbow skid across the ground. More blood!
Fun times :thumbsup:
No wonder I prefer the color blue over red.
I forgot to mention our car was parked, good thing otherwise it could have been worse.