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After reading the rice thread, I got to thinking how irrational and cruel girls somtimes are. What's your story?
And, on behalf of my gender, I apologize.
And, on behalf of my gender, I apologize.
What's the worst thing a girl has ever done to you?
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rocadelpunk
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nothing that didn't make me wiser/stronger afterwards
Probably being cheated on, the accomplice was (at the time) close friend.
Telling me they loved me when it was a lie.
worst of all though,
make me dance...not just any dance
the fvcking chicken dance...
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by the same token, I have done some very cruel things (unintentionally or inebriated) and learned from those f' ups as well.
Probably being cheated on, the accomplice was (at the time) close friend.
Telling me they loved me when it was a lie.
worst of all though,
make me dance...not just any dance
the fvcking chicken dance...
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by the same token, I have done some very cruel things (unintentionally or inebriated) and learned from those f' ups as well.
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I never said that. But you guys are more likely to have interesting stories about girls than guys and there are more guys on here than girls.
Originally posted by: HotChic
I never said that. But you guys are more likely to fabricate some version of Penthouse letters than girls.
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Lead me on for a while and then told me she couldn't be with me because she had to get back with her husband or she was going to be deported. Nobody had any idea she was married.
Gamingphreek
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Eh nothing much and we were still friends afterwards.
But we were going to prom together and she decided she wanted to go with someone else a week before prom and told me she didn't feel comfortable going. (If she wasn't so hot it would have been so much easier )
Ah well. I actually kind of feel bad because the year after that I asked a girl out to prom and she flat out dumped the other guy to go with me....I felt bad, but neither side had any hard feelings.
-Kevin
But we were going to prom together and she decided she wanted to go with someone else a week before prom and told me she didn't feel comfortable going. (If she wasn't so hot it would have been so much easier
)Ah well. I actually kind of feel bad because the year after that I asked a girl out to prom and she flat out dumped the other guy to go with me....I felt bad, but neither side had any hard feelings.
-Kevin
Originally posted by: MX2times
Hey! We are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
some girls are nice....I will admit that.
some girls are psychopatic however
Specop 007
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Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Originally posted by: MX2times
Hey! We are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
some girls are nice....I will admit that.
MOST girls are psychopatic however
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MartyMcFly3
Lifer
Dumped me during the limo ride TO prom. Yeah, that was awesome.
I think she cheated on me a week or two before that but I don't have much evidence to back that claim up. Just basing it on the fact she had a new bf within a week of dumping me.
I think she cheated on me a week or two before that but I don't have much evidence to back that claim up. Just basing it on the fact she had a new bf within a week of dumping me.
shortylickens
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I got a decent story.
Back in my senior year of HS I somehow managed to make friends with a babe.
She was from Guyana, (HOT!), long black hair and nice curves.
I knew I never had a chance with her, but one day during trig she asked me for a ride home after school. Met her dad and little sister.
Gave her a ride almost every day for a month. We talked about stuff and things and I realized that if you dont constantly think of boning them, then girls can actually be pretty good buddies. (Kind of like before puberty.)
Anyway, once when it was getting close to christmas she asked me for a ride to the mall after school one day. I took her over and we went into the JC Penny. She said she had to go try on some skirts and wanted me to do her a favor.
(Cue ominous music.)
Could I please take her Estee Lauder cold cream over to the counter with the reciept and get a refund? Only used it once and didnt like it.
Please?
OK sure cuz I'm a guy and have no brains and yur pretty and I want to do anything that makes you happy cuz you might hook me up with one of your beastly friends someday if I kiss your pretty butt.
Anyway, I took her stuff and walked over to the counter and handed it to the nice lady.
"Excuse me miss, my friend had to go do some stuff and she wanted me to return this item for her. She only used it once and didnt like it. Can she get a refund? Heres the papers."
She takes the cold cream and says "sure let me go do something first".
5 minutes later she comes back.
"Sir, this isnt Estee Lauder cold cream. This is Jergens thats been in the fridge overnight."
Me: "Huh?!?"
"Yessir, she used up all of our product and then put Jergens in there.
You need to tell her she cant do that and then return it."
Dumbass: "OK, thanks ma'am."
About 500 hours later she finally gets done with skirts and blouses and everything and she finds me on the bench by the Orange Julius. Told her what happened and she played dumb, not to mention angry.
I just looked at her.
I could understand her lying to me if she were my girlfriend.
But we were pals, there was no purpose in that.
So thats when I learned to not take everything women say at face value.
Up to that point my cousins and mom and aunts and friends never lied to me, but thats because they didnt need to. It served them no purpose.
Stopped giving her rides and helping her with trig. In fact the last quarter of school I didnt even see her. Dont know what happened.
For those of you who wondered why I even bothered being nice to this girl I'll tell you.
(This is not something that I share often, so please be nice.)
Once when we were sitting around at the local pizza place we got into a conversation about our plans after school. She made it clear she didnt know what she was going to do with her life and was a little scared.
I told her all about my plans to join the Navy and be a nuclear reactor operator and see the world and get 40 grand for college and have a big house in the hills one day and all that good stuff.
She looked at me and said: "Wow! You're really gonna be sombody."
Now listen closely folks because this is important:
When you're 17 and cant play sports and dont get straight A's and arent even allowed to hang out with the nerds and the punks think you're too dull and the goths think you're too "brainwashed" and and the teachers think you're going nowhere and a beautiful girl says "Your gonna be somebody", then, well, I cant describe it.
You actually have to be there to understand.
Suffice to say she did break my heart, but as many of us who survived High School know: Life goes on.
Back in my senior year of HS I somehow managed to make friends with a babe.
She was from Guyana, (HOT!), long black hair and nice curves.
I knew I never had a chance with her, but one day during trig she asked me for a ride home after school. Met her dad and little sister.
Gave her a ride almost every day for a month. We talked about stuff and things and I realized that if you dont constantly think of boning them, then girls can actually be pretty good buddies. (Kind of like before puberty.)
Anyway, once when it was getting close to christmas she asked me for a ride to the mall after school one day. I took her over and we went into the JC Penny. She said she had to go try on some skirts and wanted me to do her a favor.
(Cue ominous music.)
Could I please take her Estee Lauder cold cream over to the counter with the reciept and get a refund? Only used it once and didnt like it.
Please?
OK sure cuz I'm a guy and have no brains and yur pretty and I want to do anything that makes you happy cuz you might hook me up with one of your beastly friends someday if I kiss your pretty butt.
Anyway, I took her stuff and walked over to the counter and handed it to the nice lady.
"Excuse me miss, my friend had to go do some stuff and she wanted me to return this item for her. She only used it once and didnt like it. Can she get a refund? Heres the papers."
She takes the cold cream and says "sure let me go do something first".
5 minutes later she comes back.
"Sir, this isnt Estee Lauder cold cream. This is Jergens thats been in the fridge overnight."
Me: "Huh?!?"
"Yessir, she used up all of our product and then put Jergens in there.
You need to tell her she cant do that and then return it."
Dumbass: "OK, thanks ma'am."
About 500 hours later she finally gets done with skirts and blouses and everything and she finds me on the bench by the Orange Julius. Told her what happened and she played dumb, not to mention angry.
I just looked at her.
I could understand her lying to me if she were my girlfriend.
But we were pals, there was no purpose in that.
So thats when I learned to not take everything women say at face value.
Up to that point my cousins and mom and aunts and friends never lied to me, but thats because they didnt need to. It served them no purpose.
Stopped giving her rides and helping her with trig. In fact the last quarter of school I didnt even see her. Dont know what happened.
For those of you who wondered why I even bothered being nice to this girl I'll tell you.
(This is not something that I share often, so please be nice.)
Once when we were sitting around at the local pizza place we got into a conversation about our plans after school. She made it clear she didnt know what she was going to do with her life and was a little scared.
I told her all about my plans to join the Navy and be a nuclear reactor operator and see the world and get 40 grand for college and have a big house in the hills one day and all that good stuff.
She looked at me and said: "Wow! You're really gonna be sombody."
Now listen closely folks because this is important:
When you're 17 and cant play sports and dont get straight A's and arent even allowed to hang out with the nerds and the punks think you're too dull and the goths think you're too "brainwashed" and and the teachers think you're going nowhere and a beautiful girl says "Your gonna be somebody", then, well, I cant describe it.
You actually have to be there to understand.
Suffice to say she did break my heart, but as many of us who survived High School know: Life goes on.
MartyMcFly3
Lifer
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