What's the worst testicular injury you've ever sustained?

[danklumpp]

Don't know if I've had one too bad, I've gotten hit a few times in basketball.

 

[Sluggo]

Not me, but I guy I went to school with slid off the back of a 125cc dirt bike trying to do a wheelie. Raked his scrotum across that knobby tire for a few seconds. His nuts swelled up huge and the whole sac turned black & blue.

He eventually recovered several months later, no permanent damage.

 

[ViciouS]

Sun is going down, guy throws baseball to me from about 50 yards. Nails me in the balls, i go airborn, and land about 6 feet behind where i was standing.

 

[Rock Hydra]

I was in football practice trying out for punter and went to punt the ball and some how one of my nuts got out of the cup somehow. It still baffles me. Wen I brought my leg down, it got pinched so hard. and I coudln't reposition my cup or it hurt even worse. I had to fumble with my belt to get it off and pull my practice pants down to just get my nut free. That 20 or so seconds felt like hours.

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine once tore his shorts and his sack hopping a fence.

Aww, aww -- goddammit, why did I start reading this thread? Fsck!

 

[misle]

In 7th grade I had Testicular Torsion. Followed by emergency surgery and then I had balls the size of large oranges for about 3 weeks. Not pleasent at all.

 

[hjo3]

http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
I was in football practice trying out for punter and went to punt the ball and some how one of my nuts got out of the cup somehow. It still baffles me. Wen I brought my leg down, it got pinched so hard. and I coudln't reposition my cup or it hurt even worse. I had to fumble with my belt to get it off and pull my practice pants down to just get my nut free. That 20 or so seconds felt like hours.

Funniest thing I've read in awhile. Actually laughed out loud. 😀