what's the worst movie you've ever sat through?

[JS80]

The Assassination of Jesse James

 

[queenrobot]

The Happening. It was so bad, I almost cried.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Injury
Trainspotting. I thought it was a ridiculously over-hyped. I bought it on a whim for $5, friend borrowed it and it got stolen out of his car. I told him not to bother replacing it but he did anyway. :-\

Great movie

I don't doubt that it's great for some people... but for me it was just... ridiculous.

It almost felt as if I'd have to be a regular drug user to find it interesting. It starts developing a plot several times, then just ignores it and moves on its way.

I watched a similar, lesser known movie called "SLC Punk" a few months later and it was much better with a similar subject matter.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Injury
Trainspotting. I thought it was a ridiculously over-hyped. I bought it on a whim for $5, friend borrowed it and it got stolen out of his car. I told him not to bother replacing it but he did anyway. :-\

Great movie

I watched a similar, lesser known movie called "SLC Punk" a few months later and it was much better with a similar subject matter.

Also a great movie

 

[meltdown75]

what's the worst movie you've ever sat through?

your face.

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

Originally posted by: goog40
Lost in Translation

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[Rudee]

Lord of the Rings. Watched half of the very first movie, feel asleep, awoke and then left the theatre. Haven't even bothered to see the rest of the movie or any others.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Rudee
Lord of the Rings. Watched half of the very first movie, feel asleep, awoke and then left the theatre. Haven't even bothered to see the rest of the movie or any others.

my friend and coworker Rudy walked out of the Two Towers and didn't see any of the other movies.

:Q :tinfoil hat:

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Fahrenheit 9/11

 

[seemingly random]

The Passion of the Christ - most violent movie I've ever seen.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Silent Hill. WTF. WASTE OF MONEY.

 

[AmdEmAll]

2001: A Space Travesty - WTF?? The meaning of random I think
Epic Movie = Epic Fail


And whoever thinks Lost in Translation is a bad movie doesn't know what life is yet :disgust:

 

[geno]

Date Movie

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

despite the fact I like Leslie Nielsen, Dead and Loving It

what a turd.

 

[xSauronx]

alexander. what a pile of shit that was. i was married and the wife insisted on seeing it

i remember when alexander got hit by the arrow and the screen went blank...a guy in the back yelled out "oh thank god!"

then he yelled "oh what the fuck, its not over?!" when we saw that the bastard lived

 

[CorCentral]

Did anyone say Freddy Got Fingered yet? (Tom Green)

 

[Ilmater]

I didn't technically sit through this, but Strange Wilderness was the worst movie I've ever tried to watch. Just awful.

 

[shortylickens]

Recently:
Meet the Spartans.

In my life: Lots.

Waterworld and The Postman.
The Quick & the Dead.
Most modern spoof movies like Dracula: Dead and loving it, Scary Movie and others. The spoofs are rarely as funny as the original.

House of the Dead. Street Fighter. Super Mario Brothers.

The Hulk. Ghost Rider. Ultraviolet. Bloodrayne. Aeon Flux. Daredevil. Some more comic book and other pop culture movies I have moved out of my brain.

Most of the recent National Lampoon movies. Dorm Daze was somewhat funny. All the others are crap.

Any movie where Ben Stiller, Jack Black or Will Ferrel are the main characters.
As supporting actors they all rock, (Keeping the Faith, High Fidelity, Drowning Mona) but they are NOT comic geniuses and are seriously overrated.

And this whole concept of making movies that are deliberately bad just irritates me. They arent funny. They're stupid. Will Ferrel is probably the biggest offender with Step Brothers, Blades Of Glory, Talladega Nights, Bewitched, Anchorman, Elf, and many more.

EDIT:
In reference to the above conversation: Trainspotting is on IMDB's top 250 list, which just blows my mind. I'll admit it was amusing but doesnt deserve to be on any TOP lists.

 

[seemingly random]

I think it would be revealing, if people listed both their worst and best movies, in the next one of these polls.

 

[DefDC]

Originally posted by: seemingly random
I think it would be revealing, if people listed both their worst and best movies, in the next one of these polls.

Hmmm interesting idea... I say you should start a new thread on Monday!

 

[Bateluer]

It takes a lot for me to walk out of a movie at a theater, I paid a decent chunk of change to see it there. Having said that, Ultraviolet is, hands down, the worst movie I've sad through.

 

[Quasmo]

"The Comedian" the documentary with Jerry Seinfeld. Talk about a piece of shit movie.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

I'm finally watching Alien vs. Hunter now. TERRIBLE!

 

[sciwizam]

The Forgotten - absolutely terrible

 

[sthaznpride17]

Vantage Point. Such trash