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What's the worst lie you ever told while trying to get laid?

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I got asked to come help this girl with chemistry homework.
We had sex that night after doing her homework and studying for the final exam.

I found out later she had like 104% in the class and was final exempt...
 
Originally posted by: sao123
I got asked to come help this girl with chemistry homework.
We had sex that night after doing her homework and studying for the final exam.

I found out later she had like 104% in the class and was final exempt...
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wow gg
 
Originally posted by: DAGTA
I haven't lied to get laid but I'll post some of the lies I've heard other guys use. Some of my friends would say just about anything to get in a girl's pants through high school and college.

- "I'm rich"
- "I have a 9 inch *penis*"
- "I don't have a girlfriend"
- "Of course, I love you!"
- "Yes I want more than just sex from you"
- *some made up story showing what a bad-ass he is* <--- I was amazed how often this works
- "No, I don't sleep around"
- "You are special to me"
- "It'll be more than just one night"
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er why are there stars around 'penis'?
 
I think thats really disgusting of guys to lead a girl on emotionally just to get in their pants...

ever heard of the phrase "you don't sh!t where you eat?"

Some other guy down the line is going to have to live with the fact that the girl of his dreams fell for that a dozen+ times :roll:
 
Originally posted by: sao123
I got asked to come help this girl with chemistry homework.
We had sex that night after doing her homework and studying for the final exam.

I found out later she had like 104% in the class and was final exempt...
Click to expand...

:thumbsup:
 
I would ask if they have any German in them and when they said no I asked if they would like a little 😛

This is a lie because I dont have German in me but have about 8 inches of Polish 😀
 
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: DAGTA
I haven't lied to get laid but I'll post some of the lies I've heard other guys use. Some of my friends would say just about anything to get in a girl's pants through high school and college.

- "I'm rich"
- "I have a 9 inch *penis*"
- "I don't have a girlfriend"
- "Of course, I love you!"
- "Yes I want more than just sex from you"
- *some made up story showing what a bad-ass he is* <--- I was amazed how often this works
- "No, I don't sleep around"
- "You are special to me"
- "It'll be more than just one night"
Click to expand...

er why are there stars around 'penis'?
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Penis wasn't the actual word used. Substitute more commonly spoken synonyms.
 
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