Well, I wasn't DRUNK-DRUNK...but I was a little more than just buzzed. I was more nervous than if I had gone completley sober.
You're absolutley right though...I should have gone high.
Well, I wasn't DRUNK-DRUNK...but I was a little more than just buzzed. I was more nervous than if I had gone completley sober.
You're absolutley right though...I should have gone high.
yah...something about those girls prolly..like only fat girls like me...but I know all girls aren't fat.
Ok, my historical worst date ever....
My friend Dan tells me about these 2 girls he met at Riverside, and just gives me one of their #'s and SNs, so I start talking ot the girl, kara i think the name was. We hit it off, and decide to actually hang out that weekend since I was gonna be home from college. So me and Dan go to meet this girl Kara, and her friend. Well get to CHilis where we were gonna have the date, and we end up sitting in the lobby with an HOUR wait till we get seated. The girls make NO conversation...eventually saying they needed to go to the bathroom. They're in there for about 25 minutes. They come out a while later, and then the girl who has her cell phone in her hand, just randomly opens it and starts talking into it saying 'what/?? you're having the baby now? Ok be right there!" and says to me and my friend 'we have to go, my sister's having a baby'.
I look at her "Kara..the phone isn't even on', as she walks out the door to her car
she had the balls to still try talking to me later that night and keep trying to over the next couple weeks
My friend Dan tells me about these 2 girls he met at Riverside, and just gives me one of their #'s and SNs, so I start talking ot the girl, kara i think the name was. We hit it off, and decide to actually hang out that weekend since I was gonna be home from college. So me and Dan go to meet this girl Kara, and her friend. Well get to CHilis where we were gonna have the date, and we end up sitting in the lobby with an HOUR wait till we get seated. The girls make NO conversation...eventually saying they needed to go to the bathroom. They're in there for about 25 minutes. They come out a while later, and then the girl who has her cell phone in her hand, just randomly opens it and starts talking into it saying 'what/?? you're having the baby now? Ok be right there!" and says to me and my friend 'we have to go, my sister's having a baby'.
I look at her "Kara..the phone isn't even on', as she walks out the door to her car
she had the balls to still try talking to me later that night and keep trying to over the next couple weeks
I asked out a woman I knew socially. We'd known each other for a few months. She was a little shy but friendly. She was in her mid 30's at the time this occurred.
We are sitting in a great restaurant overlooking the Academy of Music. We'd ordered, finished our appetizers, and were sipping on wine and waiting for our entrees.
Her: Ummm... there's something I probably should have told you sooner.
Me: What's that?
Her: I'm married.
She'd never worn wedding or engagement rings to any of the social functions we'd attended.
We are sitting in a great restaurant overlooking the Academy of Music. We'd ordered, finished our appetizers, and were sipping on wine and waiting for our entrees.
Her: Ummm... there's something I probably should have told you sooner.
Me: What's that?
Her: I'm married.
She'd never worn wedding or engagement rings to any of the social functions we'd attended.
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The last really bad date I had was a few days before x-mas 2005. Here's how it went down:
A friend of mine introduced me to this girl. We talk for a bit on AIM and on the phone. She is totally into me and asked me out on a date several times. I agreed to go pick her up at her house.
Here's what went wrong:
- She told me to pick her up a block from her house (parents asks too many questions), I was 1 block way in the wrong direction, so I went to her house instead lol
- She got really drunk the night before, hung over
- Kept looking at her phone (later found out it was ex-bf who was calling)
- We were due to go to benefit dinner, she needed to go home due to the hangover, I said ok.
Recap:
She calls me the following day telling me what a great time she had. A few days later, I called her, no answer, no replies. A week later, she calls saying let's just be friends, I'm her ideal guy, etc. etc. I said, "Sure." then hung up on her.
I later find out she had just broken up with her ex and he wanted her back. Stupid b!tch wasted my time!
A friend of mine introduced me to this girl. We talk for a bit on AIM and on the phone. She is totally into me and asked me out on a date several times. I agreed to go pick her up at her house.
Here's what went wrong:
- She told me to pick her up a block from her house (parents asks too many questions), I was 1 block way in the wrong direction, so I went to her house instead lol
- She got really drunk the night before, hung over
- Kept looking at her phone (later found out it was ex-bf who was calling)
- We were due to go to benefit dinner, she needed to go home due to the hangover, I said ok.
Recap:
She calls me the following day telling me what a great time she had. A few days later, I called her, no answer, no replies. A week later, she calls saying let's just be friends, I'm her ideal guy, etc. etc. I said, "Sure." then hung up on her.
I later find out she had just broken up with her ex and he wanted her back. Stupid b!tch wasted my time!
I met a girl once through an internet forum devoted to politics. I'm normally not an overly political guy, but I like to chat about it every so often. I had been impressed by this girl's political stance - quite moderate, clearly intelligent but not posturing like an intellectual, so we got to talking on e-mail.
A month went by with daily banter, and I was really impressed that I decided to meet without having seen a picture of her - this was back in 97 mind you, so the whole internet dating thing wasn't really well deveopled and I didn't have access to horror stories.
I show up at the restaurant that we agreed to meet at, and this girl was there .....in all her BUSTED glory. I'm not talking plain-looking, but fugly. She had bulging eyes the suggested some sort of hyperthyroidism, and a nose that looked pig-like. I'm pretty sure I visibly cringed upon seeing her, and I think she saw it because she gave me attitude the whole night. The funny thing was that I could tell people were looking at us and going "what the F!CK is that dude doing with her." And its not like I'm gorgeous either.
The hardest thing to do, I'll tell you, is feign interest in someone when you aren't.
A month went by with daily banter, and I was really impressed that I decided to meet without having seen a picture of her - this was back in 97 mind you, so the whole internet dating thing wasn't really well deveopled and I didn't have access to horror stories.
I show up at the restaurant that we agreed to meet at, and this girl was there .....in all her BUSTED glory. I'm not talking plain-looking, but fugly. She had bulging eyes the suggested some sort of hyperthyroidism, and a nose that looked pig-like. I'm pretty sure I visibly cringed upon seeing her, and I think she saw it because she gave me attitude the whole night. The funny thing was that I could tell people were looking at us and going "what the F!CK is that dude doing with her." And its not like I'm gorgeous either.
The hardest thing to do, I'll tell you, is feign interest in someone when you aren't.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT how could i forget this one!?!!?!?!?:
This girl and i go out to eat, whatever, go back to my place, we're makin out on my bed, clothes come off....we're about to do it...i'm on top of her....but she seems a little unsure and I tell her there's no hurry...we decide there's other things we can do for 'fun'....so i get up, then she gets up off the bed.....and when she does....there's this brown streak on my sheets lining up with where her ass was.......I made up an excuse about having to end the date, then kicked her out and put my sheets in the dumpster
This girl and i go out to eat, whatever, go back to my place, we're makin out on my bed, clothes come off....we're about to do it...i'm on top of her....but she seems a little unsure and I tell her there's no hurry...we decide there's other things we can do for 'fun'....so i get up, then she gets up off the bed.....and when she does....there's this brown streak on my sheets lining up with where her ass was.......I made up an excuse about having to end the date, then kicked her out and put my sheets in the dumpster
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Happened about 7-8 years ago.
I had an ad up on a dating site. At around 10 one night some random chick pops up and asks what I'm up to. Long story short I agree to go and meet her for a quick drink. No big deal I think.
Off to the Villiage Inn... Her idea... I should have known.
There she is... looks nothing like her pic. I'm very turned off. She's also very boring, has no life, no personality and isn't particularly bright. I try to be polite. I finish my drink and say my goodnights.
Ten minutes after I get home my cell rings. It's her.
Her: Hi, whatcha doing?
Me: Nothing... getting ready to go to bed.
Her: Did you notice I had a tounge ring?
Me: (WTF?) Yes I saw that.
Her: Do you know why I have it?
Me: I can guess.
Her: Would you like me to come over and show you?
Me: No... I really need to get to bed... have to get up early...
Her: You're sure?
Me: Positive.
An hour later she calls again - flat out throwing herself at me.
I tell her I'm tired and to stop calling.
1am(!!!) She calls again.
Her: Sorry to call you so late. I just wanted to see if I could set up another date with you for tomorrow before your schedule filled up.
Me: WTF? No. Stop calling me!
3am(!!!!111one1!) It's her again. I turn off my phone.
7am - I get up and turn my phone on. Phone says I have a gazillion messages. Before I can even listen to them it rings... it's her AGAIN. Yelling into the phone I tell her never to call me again and to get her psycho ass into counselling.
Then I listen to the messages. They are completely psychotic. "Why aren't you answering your phone?" "Who are you with?" "Why do you hate me?" Holy crap....
8am... another call. I ignore it.
10am... I'm in a parking lot about to walk into my client's office. She calls AGAIN. I don't even say hello. I just answer the phone and lay into her.
"Look... I am not intereted in you. You're a psycho. You need help. If you ever call me again I am calling the police and will have a restraining order filed against you."
As unbelievable as it may seem... that worked. I never heard from her again after that. Thank God.
I had an ad up on a dating site. At around 10 one night some random chick pops up and asks what I'm up to. Long story short I agree to go and meet her for a quick drink. No big deal I think.
Off to the Villiage Inn... Her idea... I should have known.
There she is... looks nothing like her pic. I'm very turned off. She's also very boring, has no life, no personality and isn't particularly bright. I try to be polite. I finish my drink and say my goodnights.
Ten minutes after I get home my cell rings. It's her.
Her: Hi, whatcha doing?
Me: Nothing... getting ready to go to bed.
Her: Did you notice I had a tounge ring?
Me: (WTF?) Yes I saw that.
Her: Do you know why I have it?
Me: I can guess.
Her: Would you like me to come over and show you?
Me: No... I really need to get to bed... have to get up early...
Her: You're sure?
Me: Positive.
An hour later she calls again - flat out throwing herself at me.
I tell her I'm tired and to stop calling.
1am(!!!) She calls again.
Her: Sorry to call you so late. I just wanted to see if I could set up another date with you for tomorrow before your schedule filled up.
Me: WTF? No. Stop calling me!
3am(!!!!111one1!) It's her again. I turn off my phone.
7am - I get up and turn my phone on. Phone says I have a gazillion messages. Before I can even listen to them it rings... it's her AGAIN. Yelling into the phone I tell her never to call me again and to get her psycho ass into counselling.
Then I listen to the messages. They are completely psychotic. "Why aren't you answering your phone?" "Who are you with?" "Why do you hate me?" Holy crap....
8am... another call. I ignore it.
10am... I'm in a parking lot about to walk into my client's office. She calls AGAIN. I don't even say hello. I just answer the phone and lay into her.
"Look... I am not intereted in you. You're a psycho. You need help. If you ever call me again I am calling the police and will have a restraining order filed against you."
As unbelievable as it may seem... that worked. I never heard from her again after that. Thank God.
Did you at least have sex with her?
You should have only said one thing after the bathroom break, "sex?, y/n". After that no further conversation would be required.
You should have only said one thing after the bathroom break, "sex?, y/n". After that no further conversation would be required.
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