What's the worst date you ever had!?!

[Red Dawn]

BTW, she also gave me genital warts which really sucked explaining it to a doctor and getting a 'script for it.

Ah the date that keeps on giving!

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: jemcam
Ah, I can one up that. Dated this hot looking English chick that was an alcoholic, which I didn't know until a week or so later. She was really cool and nice when sober, but she tied one on every night. She put out easily, but she would get very mean afterwards. She would also fart loudly and laugh about it, even in bed. She'd spread her legs and let it rip! One night I'd had enough and I cussed her out, told her to never fvcking call me again and dropped her at her door step at 4 a.m.

She calls me 6 hours later acting like we had a great time last night. I was really cold, and reminded her about all that happened, and she remember none of it, but apoligized. I told her thanks but no thanks, don't bother me again. She had no idea what I was talking about!

BTW, she also gave me genital warts which really sucked explaining it to a doctor and getting a 'script for it.

Yea the whole wart thing definately wins you the contest.....


Hey Chadeades....

Blond....good looking....sings.....preachers daughter? Did you go out with Jessia Simpson? :Q

 

On top of that Roger you are married

Where the HELL do you hear that ? !

I am single Red,always have been,probably always will be.

 

[Aves]

I went on a first date with a girl and we ended up in a car accident. Neither of us was driving.

She and another girl had to go to the hospital me and my friend were OK. The accident happened in front of our workplace and the manager actually came outside as they were towing the car away and asked if we could come in and help out.

We did since our night was pretty much ruined anyway and I ended up dating that girl for a year.

 

[lilFajita]

I met some chick at a bar and we seemed to hit it off so I asked her out. On the way to dinner she gave me the "I just want to be friends" BS so I turned the car around and took her back home. I already had friends and I was going to be damned if I was going to spend my hard earned cash just to have the so called pleasure of having another one.

THAT"S AWESOME...Red Dawn has big balls

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: jemcam
Ah, I can one up that. Dated this hot looking English chick that was an alcoholic, which I didn't know until a week or so later. She was really cool and nice when sober, but she tied one on every night. She put out easily, but she would get very mean afterwards. She would also fart loudly and laugh about it, even in bed. She'd spread her legs and let it rip! One night I'd had enough and I cussed her out, told her to never fvcking call me again and dropped her at her door step at 4 a.m.

She calls me 6 hours later acting like we had a great time last night. I was really cold, and reminded her about all that happened, and she remember none of it, but apoligized. I told her thanks but no thanks, don't bother me again. She had no idea what I was talking about!

BTW, she also gave me genital warts which really sucked explaining it to a doctor and getting a 'script for it.

Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention that she constantly asked for money. When sober, she was beautiful with lots of class, and I loved to hear her talk in that Brit accent, especially at certain intimate times, but damn, no piece is worth putting up with a nasty, lying, fighting, drunk bitch that changed personalities every 8 hours. I started calling her Cybil behind her back. Multiple personalities are not fun in a girlfriend. She also had this one-legged girlfriend that she wanted me to setup with one of my friends. No way in hell was I going to do that, and she got pretty pissed about it. Would you ask your friend to date a fat, one legged alcoholic?

LOL, it's pretty funny in hindsight. I even did mention it to my friend and he told me to go fvck myself! We laughed about it, because I would have told him the same thing if the roles were reversed!

 

[Hammer]

hehe don't remind me.

 

[jemcam]

Okay, one other one. I picked up this girl in a bar really late at night, like 1 a.m. when I was in college. We go to my place, do the deed, and she tells me afterwards that she's 15! I thought I was going to faint! Holy crap, I took her home so fast you wouldn't believe it. I was scared as hell. She looked like she was 20, besides, I had beer goggles on, and she was hot. It never even entered my mind that a 15 year old would be at a bar that late at night, and that drunk.

That was very, very scary! It was also almost exactly 20 years ago so thankfully the statute of limitations is up on that one.

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: jemcam
Okay, one other one. I picked up this girl in a bar really late at night, like 1 a.m. when I was in college. We go to my place, do the deed, and she tells me afterwards that she's 15! I thought I was going to faint! Holy crap, I took her home so fast you wouldn't believe it. I was scared as hell. She looked like she was 20, besides, I had beer goggles on, and she was hot. It never even entered my mind that a 15 year old would be at a bar that late at night, and that drunk.

That was very, very scary! It was also almost exactly 20 years ago so thankfully the statute of limitations is up on that one.

Damn I would have hauled ass too. WTF was a 15yo doing in a bar anyway?!

 

[jemcam]

Damn I would have hauled ass too. WTF was a 15yo doing in a bar anyway?!

Well, it was Alabama..... She probably was already a mother by then, LOL.

 

[Hammer]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn

 

[jemcam]

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[Pliablemoose]

First date with wife: We missed each other, cuz we couldn't find the damn aquarium we were taking our kids to.

2nd date, on my way to meet her, totaled my car (idiot woman in a K car wagon pulled out in front of me... Sent police to find date, we met in the ER.

Had to get married after that nightmare

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: baffled2
Several yrs ago whern I was newly divorced some friends decided I needed to get fixed up with someone.They went on and on about how they'd found the perfect person for me,the guy was a scupltor,Harvard educated,yada,yada, so I agree to meet him.


I was living in a gorgous huge house at the time and had a 6ft 4 inch tall male roomate(who was also probably one of the funniest dudes I've ever met,Lloyd,the Jewish Buddist) Ok date night rolls around, the doorbell rings,I answer it and don't see anybody till I look down and there's this unbelevivably small man standing there, the guy couldn't have been more than 5ft 3 0r 4 even in shoes(I'm close to 5ft 9) ok,I recover my composure and my manners and invite him in, no reason to be rude, my friends spoke so highly of him, the guy must be really nice right ?


We go into the living room and this person begins speaking to me which was cool till I notice that he's so short that he's looking up at my breasts and speaking to them instead of to me! wanting to end the ackwardness I offer him some coffee and head out into the kitchen,in the meantime enter the 6ft 4 inch tall roomate who comes bounding down the stairs,peeks into the living room and yells "Wtf,is this in the living room,the Keebler Elf?"

I still laugh when I remember that incident !


then there was the psychotic BPD detective who cleaned his nails repeatedly with the biggest knife I've ever seen and runied my appetite discussing sex crimes stats over dinner.

You poor thing! That last one would be terrifying. Note to men: DO NOT display, talk about, or show us "weapons" OF ANY KIND during the first date

 

[Maverick2002]

Never had a bad date ... then again I'm only 18, just got out of a pretty serious relationship (loooooooooong story, best & worst days of my life)

<-- they're showing Spiderman on the big screen at my school tonight and I'm supposed to meet some girls there, then about an hour later I promised this other girl I met at orientation I'd call her up and we'd hang out.

We'll see how tonight turns out I just hope she doesn't drag me to the mall this weekend.

 

[FatAlbo]

Worst date was one of my first back in my junior year of high school. I go to pick this girl up, her mother answers the door, gives the usual not ready BS, and starts talking to me for a bit. Her dad then walks into the room, reaches in his jacket to set a gun down on the table. :Q I'm sitting there shaking like hell with my eyes fixed on the gun, fear in my eyes. I don't remember how long I was sitting there talking to her parents, but I was scared sh!tless by the time I left and I didn't attempt a thing during the date.

 

[SubZeroX]

Man, my prom is the date from hell! This guy who took me not only gave me the "I'm sad" face when I performed with the orchestra, sat alone and complained to his friends about how cold I am when I went to talk to my gal friends on another table (yes he insisted that we sit with all HIS friends), and he CRIED!!!!!! OMG I just wish I could kill him right on the spot!! My friend came over and ask if we're going to his house for an after party and I'm like "yeah totally" and my date CRIED like *sniffle sniffle runny nose* cry and said "I thought we'll be alone". Argh! So My friend went like "OK I'll see you in school I guess" and I DROVE (yes, I had to drive) my date home and he even tried to kiss me! I seriously just kicked him (literally) off my car. With my heels no less! :|:disgust:

(OK That was my friend. I'm a guy. I DID NOT go to prom with another guy.)

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: SubZeroX
Man, my prom is the date from hell! This guy who took me not only gave me the "I'm sad" face when I performed with the orchestra, sat alone and complained to his friends about how cold I am when I went to talk to my gal friends on another table (yes he insisted that we sit with all HIS friends), and he CRIED!!!!!! OMG I just wish I could kill him right on the spot!! My friend came over and ask if we're going to his house for an after party and I'm like "yeah totally" and my date CRIED like *sniffle sniffle runny nose* cry and said "I thought we'll be alone". Argh! So My friend went like "OK I'll see you in school I guess" and I DROVE (yes, I had to drive) my date home and he even tried to kiss me! I seriously just kicked him (literally) off my car. With my heels no less! :|:disgust:

(OK That was my friend. I'm a guy. I DID NOT go to prom with another guy.)

:Q

Shoulda known...

 

[SirChadwick]

Hey Chadeades....blonde...sings...preacher's daughter. Who di you go out with? Jessica Simpson

Naw, but if it was I wouldn't complain about the date. She could do whatever she damn well pleased and I'd brag about it.

 

[dirtboy]

I went on a date where the woman would not talk to me.

I went on a date where the woman wanted to go to a bookstore after dinner where she spent 45 minutes reading books.

I went on a date where the woman ran into a drunk ex-bf whom she claimed she had no feelings for and insisted on hanging around and possibly taking him home. I almost walked out until someone else said they'd make sure he got home.

I went on a date where the woman said money isn't important to her. When it came time to go to dinner she picked an expensive restraunt, which she never went to on her own means, ordered whatever she wanted, and then didn't even offer to cover her part. I guess other people's money isn't important to her.

I went on a date where we went to get ice cream after dinner. The woman ordered some really expensive thing, which she barely ate, and after she ordered it, she turned to look at me and asked me if I was paying for it.

I went on a date...oh wait, she decided at the last minute the she needed to go to her Singles Club meeting instead of going out with me. I wonder why she was going to a singles club. Just as well, she had a hot body, but couldn't hold a conversation. Atleast I didn't waste any money on her.

 

[dirtboy]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I met some chick at a bar and we seemed to hit it off so I asked her out. On the way to dinner she gave me the "I just want to be friends" BS so I turned the car around and took her back home. I already had friends and I was going to be damned if I was going to spend my hard earned cash just to have the so called pleasure of having another one.

Damn straight! I'll have to remember next time some woman pulls that on me. heh

 

[Yeeny]

I had just broken up with my bf, and my friends decided they had met the perfect man for me. So fine, I will go on a blind date. Well, first, he pulls up in a rusty Yugo, with the frame rusted so bad, you can see the road under your feet as you go down it. He is like 6 ft tall, about 90 lbs soaking wet, with thick glasses, and greasy hair. But fine, looks aren't everything, I will still go out with him and see what he is like. Well, about an hour into our date, he still hasn't spoken to me, at all. I had to pay for my own dinner, and my own admission into a dance hall he took me too. And then, he bought me a .50 soda, fine. So, finally, he says I want to talk to you. I'm like finally, ok! He takes me outside, and tells me he has deep feelings for me, and starts telling me how he wants to be with me forever! I was like, whoa, ok, we just met, I don't even know you, and I am not ready for anything like that yet, I'm sorry. So, in the middle of the parking lot, he starts screaming at me that I am a no good whore who played him! So I just look at him, and say "I played you, for a Pepsi?" And he says yes, and how I am a user, etc, so on. Needless to say, after I told him to just take me home, I turned down his offer for a date the next weekend.

 

[littleprince]

This hot Vietnamese girl that was like 1.5 hours late. The only reason I knew she came was cause I was still walking around the mall when she finaly showed up. She ended up to be a crazy nuthouse.

 

[Shelly21]

dunno..trying to think of the worst one.... or two...

1. There was this guy who acts and talks like that wrestler... er.. Macho man Randy Savage....
thru out the date, I tried very hard not to laugh cause all i can think of, is Slim Jim. (I told PAB this one on AIM tonight)

2. The guy who can't stop scraching his crotch area.... I mean... what's wrong with him... people are going to think that he's got crabs.

Then there's this guy who asked if I wanted to go to this topless joint on our first date.... I didn't go out with him.

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: GirlFriday
I had just broken up with my bf, and my friends decided they had met the perfect man for me. So fine, I will go on a blind date. Well, first, he pulls up in a rusty Yugo, with the frame rusted so bad, you can see the road under your feet as you go down it. He is like 6 ft tall, about 90 lbs soaking wet, with thick glasses, and greasy hair. But fine, looks aren't everything, I will still go out with him and see what he is like. Well, about an hour into our date, he still hasn't spoken to me, at all. I had to pay for my own dinner, and my own admission into a dance hall he took me too. And then, he bought me a .50 soda, fine. So, finally, he says I want to talk to you. I'm like finally, ok! He takes me outside, and tells me he has deep feelings for me, and starts telling me how he wants to be with me forever! I was like, whoa, ok, we just met, I don't even know you, and I am not ready for anything like that yet, I'm sorry. So, in the middle of the parking lot, he starts screaming at me that I am a no good whore who played him! So I just look at him, and say "I played you, for a Pepsi?" And he says yes, and how I am a user, etc, so on. Needless to say, after I told him to just take me home, I turned down his offer for a date the next weekend.

Did you KILL your friends (or was it a practical joke?) That is a HIDEOUS date :Q