What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen a person do in a car?

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Another time... well this isn't really a weird story so much as a funny story. We were driving back from somewhere heading to our favorite pub, it was night time and what not and my friend saw 4 asian ladies walking on the side of the road... i had no idea what he was doing at the time, but he suddenly slammed on his horn then veered towards them. i swear to god the expression on their faces had me laughing like i never laughed before in my life. One woman almost sh¡t a brick, another dove out the way....my god it was hil frickin larious.

Not funny at all. :|:|:|

 

[Masas]

sometimes when stuck in traffic my friends and I will lower all the windows and just start bobbing our heads, headbanging, mouthing words, etc....
with no music...

the look on the faces on the lanes next to ours are PRICELESS....

sometimes there are guys that think the windows are up and they can't hear anything....
for those people we raise our windows a bit to show them

 

[smp]

Originally posted by: yobarman
hahah the funniest was when me and my friends pulled up to this guy at a light, we were two lanes apart because we were in the turning lane, but i looked over and i saw him picking his nose. He was getting in there good, and the i almost died laughing because he just ATE the goddam boogers. I laughed so hard then he did it again, swear i was laughing for days.

Another time... well this isn't really a weird story so much as a funny story. We were driving back from somewhere heading to our favorite pub, it was night time and what not and my friend saw 4 asian ladies walking on the side of the road... i had no idea what he was doing at the time, but he suddenly slammed on his horn then veered towards them. i swear to god the expression on their faces had me laughing like i never laughed before in my life. One woman almost sh¡t a brick, another dove out the way....my god it was hil frickin larious.

and the fact that they were asian is important why?
And that's funny why?

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Dezign

Originally posted by: yobarman

Another time... well this isn't really a weird story so much as a funny story. We were driving back from somewhere heading to our favorite pub, it was night time and what not and my friend saw 4 asian ladies walking on the side of the road... i had no idea what he was doing at the time, but he suddenly slammed on his horn then veered towards them. i swear to god the expression on their faces had me laughing like i never laughed before in my life. One woman almost sh¡t a brick, another dove out the way....my god it was hil frickin larious.

Not funny at all. :|:|:|

it was incredibly dangerous and stupid, but it's not we ran them off the road. He just veered toward them and then pulled back on the road to give them a scare. since nothing happened, i laughed myself silly

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: roncarter
One of the freakiest and nastiest thing I have ever seen

There was this girl that was sitting on her manual stick. I kidd you not.

Impressive.... I've only ever read about this.

amish

 

[AnimeKnight]

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Originally posted by: roncarter
One of the freakiest and nastiest thing I have ever seen

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[docmanhattan]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: roncarter
One of the freakiest and nastiest thing I have ever seen

There was this girl that was sitting on her manual stick. I kidd you not.

Impressive.... I've only ever read about this.

amish

at the moment, i would say you've still only read about it. 😉

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: Dezign

Originally posted by: yobarman

Another time... well this isn't really a weird story so much as a funny story. We were driving back from somewhere heading to our favorite pub, it was night time and what not and my friend saw 4 asian ladies walking on the side of the road... i had no idea what he was doing at the time, but he suddenly slammed on his horn then veered towards them. i swear to god the expression on their faces had me laughing like i never laughed before in my life. One woman almost sh¡t a brick, another dove out the way....my god it was hil frickin larious.

Not funny at all. :|:|:|

it was incredibly dangerous and stupid, but it's not we ran them off the road. He just veered toward them and then pulled back on the road to give them a scare. since nothing happened, i laughed myself silly

you need help

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: smp

Originally posted by: yobarman
hahah the funniest was when me and my friends pulled up to this guy at a light, we were two lanes apart because we were in the turning lane, but i looked over and i saw him picking his nose. He was getting in there good, and the i almost died laughing because he just ATE the goddam boogers. I laughed so hard then he did it again, swear i was laughing for days.

Another time... well this isn't really a weird story so much as a funny story. We were driving back from somewhere heading to our favorite pub, it was night time and what not and my friend saw 4 asian ladies walking on the side of the road... i had no idea what he was doing at the time, but he suddenly slammed on his horn then veered towards them. i swear to god the expression on their faces had me laughing like i never laughed before in my life. One woman almost sh¡t a brick, another dove out the way....my god it was hil frickin larious.

and the fact that they were asian is important why?
And that's funny why?

the fact that they were is asian is not important at all, but i thought i would mention it to better describe the situation. swear to god, just because i said "asian" i'm automatically an asian hater that tries to run them over. some people are so stupid and PC that they just need to get a hold of reality. It doesn't matter if you're asian, black, white, i'm still gonna make fun of you. Lighten up retawd!

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: roncarter
One of the freakiest and nastiest thing I have ever seen

There was this girl that was sitting on her manual stick. I kidd you not.

I've seen this, too. Stick shift and parking brake lever.

 

[SSP]

I saw a guy drive nude once. I even started a thread a poll on this. 🙂

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: roncarter
One of the freakiest and nastiest thing I have ever seen

There was this girl that was sitting on her manual stick. I kidd you not.

I've seen this, too. Stick shift and parking brake lever.

So THAT'S why some women don't keep their cars tuned up....

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: roncarter
One of the freakiest and nastiest thing I have ever seen

There was this girl that was sitting on her manual stick. I kidd you not.

I've seen this, too. Stick shift and parking brake lever.

So THAT'S why some women don't keep their cars tuned up....

:Q

ROFLMFAO! 😀

 

[Murphyrulez]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: smp

Originally posted by: yobarman
hahah the funniest was when me and my friends pulled up to this guy at a light, we were two lanes apart because we were in the turning lane, but i looked over and i saw him picking his nose. He was getting in there good, and the i almost died laughing because he just ATE the goddam boogers. I laughed so hard then he did it again, swear i was laughing for days.

Another time... well this isn't really a weird story so much as a funny story. We were driving back from somewhere heading to our favorite pub, it was night time and what not and my friend saw 4 asian ladies walking on the side of the road... i had no idea what he was doing at the time, but he suddenly slammed on his horn then veered towards them. i swear to god the expression on their faces had me laughing like i never laughed before in my life. One woman almost sh¡t a brick, another dove out the way....my god it was hil frickin larious.

and the fact that they were asian is important why?
And that's funny why?

the fact that they were is asian is not important at all, but i thought i would mention it to better describe the situation. swear to god, just because i said "asian" i'm automatically an asian hater that tries to run them over. some people are so stupid and PC that they just need to get a hold of reality. It doesn't matter if you're asian, black, white, i'm still gonna make fun of you. Lighten up retawd!

I'm thinking the whole reason people think you are a large piece of fecal matter, is the fact that he could have ran those women over and killed them. I guess you'd be laughing then too, when an asian woman has her head sticking through the windshield in your lap, bleeding all over your Members Only jacket.

His foot could have slipped off the brake, his hand could have slipped off the wheel, he could have hit a patch of ice or oil, who knows. It's not funny to play with people lives.

 

[CrazyDe1]

One time I went rock climbing w/ one of my friends and on the way home...keep in mind this was a 30 minute drive...his ass was out the window the whoel time and he was mooning everyone and spanking his ass....

The looks on the soccer mom's faces and the old people were hilarious...these weren't light spanks either...you cuold hear echos when he spanked his ass...it was prolly all red when we got home...

 

[sciencetoy]

Well, it's not as good as the other ones, but I once saw a NYC cab driver with a TV set on the seat, and he was watching a cooking show, and he had a cooking-thingy (some kind of heating thing and a pot) and he was cooking something. We were stuck in traffic and I watched him for a long time. It really looked like he was following along with the cooking show.

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: smp

Originally posted by: yobarman
hahah the funniest was when me and my friends pulled up to this guy at a light, we were two lanes apart because we were in the turning lane, but i looked over and i saw him picking his nose. He was getting in there good, and the i almost died laughing because he just ATE the goddam boogers. I laughed so hard then he did it again, swear i was laughing for days.

Another time... well this isn't really a weird story so much as a funny story. We were driving back from somewhere heading to our favorite pub, it was night time and what not and my friend saw 4 asian ladies walking on the side of the road... i had no idea what he was doing at the time, but he suddenly slammed on his horn then veered towards them. i swear to god the expression on their faces had me laughing like i never laughed before in my life. One woman almost sh¡t a brick, another dove out the way....my god it was hil frickin larious.

and the fact that they were asian is important why?
And that's funny why?

the fact that they were is asian is not important at all, but i thought i would mention it to better describe the situation. swear to god, just because i said "asian" i'm automatically an asian hater that tries to run them over. some people are so stupid and PC that they just need to get a hold of reality. It doesn't matter if you're asian, black, white, i'm still gonna make fun of you. Lighten up retawd!

I'm thinking the whole reason people think you are a large piece of fecal matter, is the fact that he could have ran those women over and killed them. I guess you'd be laughing then too, when an asian woman has her head sticking through the windshield in your lap, bleeding all over your Members Only jacket.

His foot could have slipped off the brake, his hand could have slipped off the wheel, he could have hit a patch of ice or oil, who knows. It's not funny to play with people lives.

no we couldn't have ran them over because we were many feet away from them, heading in the opposite direction. you weren't really there so i dont see how you can predict what would have happened. it was on the dangerous side, but it was funny when it happened.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: CrazyDe1
One time I went rock climbing w/ one of my friends and on the way home...keep in mind this was a 30 minute drive...his ass was out the window the whoel time and he was mooning everyone and spanking his ass....

The looks on the soccer mom's faces and the old people were hilarious...these weren't light spanks either...you cuold hear echos when he spanked his ass...it was prolly all red when we got home...

Oh my... :Q:Q:Q

LOL @ the cab driver watching the cooking show...

 

[nmcglennon]

I have seen alot of funny stuff in traffic in Dallas.

Everyone usually sees people eating in their car, but usually it is fast food or something of that sort. Not this chick... she had a quart of milk and a regular size box of 'Special K' on her dashboard, with a big bowl of cereal sloshing back and forth in her hands... not only that, but she was also *trying* to put on eye makeup at the same time... it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Another time I saw this couple get in a fight, and then right there in the middle of the freeway (traffic was moving slow), he gets out and crosses his arms and refuses to listen to her anymore. She keeps bickering and he won't get back in the car, until she gets out of the car, walks around the back, and starts pulling his hair to get back in the car. Man, what a fvcked up world.

Another time I saw a guy shaving in his car, with lather and a straight razor. Thats not so funny, but it would suck to hit a bump!

 

[Ciber]

Getting rid of the evidence 😛

 

[nmcglennon]

This is another sad, yet slightly funny thing I witnessed...

Me and some friends went out to a couple bars on 6th street here in Austin, and we all got sloshed except for the driver, who only had a couple of drinks. We were driving to another party, and one of my friends in the backseat of this new Audi A6 has to go to the bathroom. Usually this would be no problem, but the driver doesnt want to stop, so the guy in the backseat undoes his pants, and rolls down the window and starts pissing out of the side of the car... we got some strange looks from people on the highway while that was happening. Not to mention the car's exterior smelled like pee from it streamlining down the side...

 

[Spac3d]

There was a hot girl driving a 4runner with apparently her boyfriend in the passenger seat. She had the rear window down (yes, the back window) and at the stop light all of a sudden this dude lunged for her breasts. He lifted her shirt above her breats and started going after the nipples. Needless to say she was a little late to move when the light turned green. He continued it for a few minutes before I had to make a turn. I could see her laugh and smile from her rear view mirror though😀

Spac3d

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Originally posted by: Spac3d
There was a hot girl driving a 4runner with apparently her boyfriend in the passenger seat. She had the rear window down (yes, the back window) and at the stop light all of a sudden this dude lunged for her breasts. He lifted her shirt above her breats and started going after the nipples. Needless to say she was a little late to move when the light turned green. He continued it for a few minutes before I had to make a turn. I could see her laugh and smile from her rear view mirror though😀

Spac3d

what does her rear window being down have anything to do with the story?

 

[HKSturboKID]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: roncarter
One of the freakiest and nastiest thing I have ever seen

There was this girl that was sitting on her manual stick. I kidd you not.

I've seen this, too. Stick shift and parking brake lever.

So THAT'S why some women don't keep their cars tuned up....

:Q

ROFLMFAO! 😀

By any chance, did u c what kind of ship know it is? I
😀

 

[neovan]

masturbate.

yobarman: maybe I should drive towards your mom and stop right in front of her so I could see the expression on her face while LMAO. :|