Whats the weirdest/stupidest thing a guy has done to get a womans attention?

[mpg]

Everyday I do stupid stuff to get womans attention...Close lockers while they are open, throw pickles at people, I'll do just about anything for a laugh.

 

[toph99]

i don't do anything to get attention. i do things to avoid it

 

[DefRef]

Does killing the guy she's with count?

 

[Yeeny]

I had a guy who was in a pretty popular local band dedicate a song to me onstage, that was very sweet. Too bad he was a total loser off stage. 😉

And I had a guy I had met five minutes before tell me I had beautiful eyes. When I said thank you, he said "I will be back later, so you will have sex with me right?" Now that got my attention, and it certainly was stupid! 😀 Oh, and BTW, my answer was no.

 

[Viper GTS]

You should have told him "Of course I will!" & then stood him up.

Viper GTS

 

[Deeko]

I sing sometimes 🙂 Works like a charm 🙂

 

[prodigy]

How does throwing pickles at people get women's attention? 😕

 

[UG]

<...weirdest/stupidest thing...?>

Easy. Get married. 😉

😛

 

[Viper GTS]

How does throwing pickles at people get women's attention?

Depends on where it lands, &amp; whether or not it's still attached to your body.

😉

Viper GTS

 

[mpg]

Ya I Sing all the time, stupid music like backstreet boys or oldies. Throwing pickles is just funny when on long hair! &quot;I pickle they&quot;.

 

[Isla]

Actually, the only thing I can think of wasn't weird or stupid, it was sweet.

I was getting ready to divorce Mr Isla after years of being treated poorly... one of the little reasons was because when we were just starting out (he had graduated and started in the IT field, and I was getting ready to go back to college), we needed a sofa. You have to understand, we were a family of 4 with NO SOFA. We had good credit and the promise of a bright financial future, but I still was not allowed to use it for such a frivolity.

He would not put a sofa (or anything that wasn't what HE deemed important) on a credit card, so, reluctantly, I offered to sell my childhood piano.

I did not want to do it, but he would not agree to finance a sofa and I wanted my children to have someplace to sit.

Anyway, he never really appreciated the sacrifice I made, and our marriage just got worse and worse.

Finally, when I had enough, I told him how I felt about what had happened to my piano and how I hated myself for being that stupid and him for being that stingy and selfish. I was so over the marriage at that point, I was just letting him know just how deeply I regretted everything.

Well, I guess he really didn't want to lose me, so 3 years after the piano was sold, he tracked down the guy and bought it back for me. Offered more for it, too, so the guy couldn't refuse.

THAT got my attention. I thought we were just going to get a different one, but he got the one my parents bought for me when I was 8.

Having it back has really helped in the healing.

🙂

 

[mpg]

This guy at school (he is black), made a penis out of a bread stick or something (so it was like light brown) and stuck it in between his belt and went up to woman and ask for grey pupon. It was about the funniest thing I SAW. The breadstick was different color and looked like a very small realistic dick. Very funnyyyyy!

 

[Deeko]

<< Ya I Sing all the time, stupid music like backstreet boys or oldies >>


Ahh, but the question is, do you sing it well? (like me 🙂)

 

[UG]

Isla;

That was a cool anecdote. 🙂

 

[Linh]

deeko, don't flatter yourself 🙂

 

[mpg]

Heh I probally sing it really badly!

 

[Deeko]

LinH, you know I'm great. 🙂 Have you downloaded my song? 🙂

 

[ManSnake]

ahhahahhahaha, download ur song? Now that is funny!

 

[Deeko]

ok....the real question is, did you download it?

 

[Locutus of Board]

<< You should have told him &quot;Of course I will!&quot; &amp; then stood him up. >>


I think he was already ready!

 

[Elita1]

In university guys would ask me the dumbest questions or say weird things to try and impress me.
The funniest conversation I remember was when I met this guy and this is how the conversation went:

Guy:Hey there, what's your name?
me: I'm Monica. Hi
guy: I'm Tyson. You know, as in &quot;Mike&quot;?
me: uhh...
guy: so where you from?
me: I'm from Honduras.
guy: woah! then you speak spanish, right?
me: well yes, I-
guy: woah! mi casa es en sus pantalones!
me: oh my....

for those who don't know Spanish, he said his house was in my pants!
I was laughing so hard he got embarrassed and excused himself and never spoke to me again.
I felt bad, but it was just too funny to me.
Sorry Tyson, wherever you are.....