What's the weirdest search engine query that landed someone at your website?

[GodlessAstronomer]

My website doesn't get a whole lot of traffic, but one of my favourite things is to have a look around the bottom of the Google Analytics keywords that brought traffic to my site and see what weird things people are typing into search engines that are somehow landing them at my blog. My current favourite is the query 'video many mans fuck my mom ass hole me watch'. I did the search myself and waded through 4 pages of pretty interesting websites before finding my page in the results, feeling completely out of place.

So what interesting or unexpected queries have directed traffic to your website?

 

[theflyingpig]

I have googled "video many mans fuck my mom ass hole me watch" and I am now on the fourth page. Which one is your site? Please tell me. I must know this.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

The result that it returns is a blog entry of a transcript from a video that was posted here a while ago about a guy whose girlfriend freaks out when he takes a trip to Europe. You have to search without the quotes.

 

[theflyingpig]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
The result that it returns is a blog entry of a transcript from a video that was posted here a while ago about a guy whose girlfriend freaks out when he takes a trip to Europe. You have to search without the quotes.

I have found it. It is on the fifth page now. This thread is the first result. The power of Google is amazing. Everyone knows this.

 

[Auggie]

Everybody knows that.

 

[funkymatt]

o hai, i was looking for a video of many mans fuck my mom ass hole me watch, can any of you help me?

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
My website doesn't get a whole lot of traffic, but one of my favourite things is to have a look around the bottom of the Google Analytics keywords that brought traffic to my site and see what weird things people are typing into search engines that are somehow landing them at my blog. My current favourite is the query 'video many mans fuck my mom ass hole me watch'. I did the search myself and waded through 4 pages of pretty interesting websites before finding my page in the results, feeling completely out of place.

So what interesting or unexpected queries have directed traffic to your website?

Umm exactly what type of photography are you into again?.... 😉

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
My website doesn't get a whole lot of traffic, but one of my favourite things is to have a look around the bottom of the Google Analytics keywords that brought traffic to my site and see what weird things people are typing into search engines that are somehow landing them at my blog. My current favourite is the query 'video many mans fuck my mom ass hole me watch'. I did the search myself and waded through 4 pages of pretty interesting websites before finding my page in the results, feeling completely out of place.

So what interesting or unexpected queries have directed traffic to your website?

Umm exactly what type of photography are you into again?.... 😉

I believe it's pretty clear 😉

 

[Auryg]

Well, one that I just saw on my site was a pretty literal way of using google: "that flash game where you use a trebuchet to knock down castles."

I have no idea what this refers to but it's brought 3 people to my site..."remember the secret of the japanese small wave"

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: oogabooga

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
My website doesn't get a whole lot of traffic, but one of my favourite things is to have a look around the bottom of the Google Analytics keywords that brought traffic to my site and see what weird things people are typing into search engines that are somehow landing them at my blog. My current favourite is the query 'video many mans fuck my mom ass hole me watch'. I did the search myself and waded through 4 pages of pretty interesting websites before finding my page in the results, feeling completely out of place.

So what interesting or unexpected queries have directed traffic to your website?

Umm exactly what type of photography are you into again?.... 😉

I believe it's pretty clear 😉

You mean what type of photography are him and his mom into? :shocked: 😉

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
My website doesn't get a whole lot of traffic, but one of my favourite things is to have a look around the bottom of the Google Analytics keywords that brought traffic to my site and see what weird things people are typing into search engines that are somehow landing them at my blog. My current favourite is the query 'video many mans fuck my mom ass hole me watch'. I did the search myself and waded through 4 pages of pretty interesting websites before finding my page in the results, feeling completely out of place.

So what interesting or unexpected queries have directed traffic to your website?

well......


I certainly can't top this.

:beer:




However, a buddy of mine once taught at a Puerto Rican community high school (in major city in a US state), and he related to me one of his favorite search queries that he discovered when clearing out the computer lab one day.

In the search bar for Ask Jeeves (this was maybe 4-5 years ago), he noticed the phrase:

"What is China about?"

:laugh:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Auryg
Well, one that I just saw on my site was a pretty literal way of using google: "that flash game where you use a trebuchet to knock down castles."

I have no idea what this refers to but it's brought 3 people to my site..."remember the secret of the japanese small wave"

are you kidding me??? That game rocks!


...I found it by following a link from ATOT, naturally. 😉

 

[DT4K]

I have a couple of ...let's just say sites that are NOT for minors.
I have dozens of hits from a google search of "art". I can't find the word "art" anywhere on my site.