What's the strangest thing you've found in your couch?

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waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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I found my ex-wife. i thought she just left me but noo she was sucked into the couch. Now i have 2 wives :disgust:
 

FungusFeet

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Aug 11, 2003
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Penthouse mag. I guess it's not that strange, but the moment was sooo awkward. My younger brother was sitting right there as I searched for the TV remote, and a naked woman popped out. I wanted to pretend I didn't see it.
 

bradruth

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: FungusFeet
Penthouse mag. I guess it's not that strange, but the moment was sooo awkward. My younger brother was sitting right there as I searched for the TV remote, and a naked woman popped out. I wanted to pretend I didn't see it.

How young is/was he?
 

Slaughter

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Mar 27, 2002
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A bag of taco bell chili cheese burritos. Found it smashed in the fold of the mattress for the sleeper sofa. :|
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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Wireless mouse. Although I did at one point hide my ex-girlfriend in/under the couch - someone decided to do the laundry and my furniture arrangement was not exactly "safe" at that point, and she was half naked. Didn't want dad seeing that, so I lifted the couch and she crawled under mwahahaha.