What's the strangest song title you've heard?

[KillyKillall]

Mine:

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?"

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
Mine:

"Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight?"

Who is that by?

 

[nakedfrog]

"Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"

 

[KeithTalent]

"The Revenge of Anus Presley"

 

[LookingGlass]

I know What I Like in your Wardrobe - Genesis

 

[Buck Naked]

"The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation"
Rednex - Sex & Violins

 

[Linflas]

Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road - Loudon Wainwright III

 

[KeithTalent]

"I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant"

and

"I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas"

There are just so many.

 

[JDrake]

White Room

 

[NuclearNed]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me (than a frontal lobotomy)

 

[Scarpozzi]

"I saw mommy fisting santa claus" Vinny and the Stardusters

 

[pontifex]

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

Don't Run Through The Screen Door Honey You'll Only Strain Yourself

Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the Goal posts of Life.

How Can I Miss You When You Won't go Away?

If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love

I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I've Got For Your Sister

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

You Can Lead a Horticulture, But You Cain't Make 'er Think

You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It 'Til You Do It Right

 

[kogase]

The way this thread should work is, every song title posted should be weirder than the last, because theoretically every poster will have heard of every song posted in the thread once they read it. So no posting anything not weirder than what has already been posted.

 

[KeithTalent]

"F**k My S**t Stinks" by the Dayglo's...just classic!

I'm done now.

 

[ggnl]

If God Loves A Winner He's Going To Want To Fsck Me In A Minute - Drowningman

 

[slpaulson]

If You Love Somebody Set Them On Fire - Dead Milkmen

 

[fallensight]

El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blast-o-rama - White Zombie, off Astro Creep 2000

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
"Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"

Beat me to it

 

[AStar617]

"Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings"

WTF was LL Cool J thinking :laugh:

 

[Spacehead]

The Evolution Of Smells In An Underground Parking Garage After An All Night Rave - Mushroom

 

[lokiju]

Moist Vagina on a Nirvana album called Fecal Matter.

 

[her209]

Ballad of Chasey Lain

 

[KevinF]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
"Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict"

Beat me to it

Definitely FTW.

 

[Wonderful Pork]

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage

 

[kirkaptain]

Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee