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What's the strangest song title you've heard?

"The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation"
Rednex - Sex & Violins
 
"I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant"

and

"I Saw an X-Ray of a Girl Passing Gas"

There are just so many.
 
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

Don't Run Through The Screen Door Honey You'll Only Strain Yourself

Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the Goal posts of Life.

How Can I Miss You When You Won't go Away?

If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love

I Only Have Eyes For You, But Look What I've Got For Your Sister

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

You Can Lead a Horticulture, But You Cain't Make 'er Think

You Done Me Wrong, But Keep On Doing It 'Til You Do It Right

 
The way this thread should work is, every song title posted should be weirder than the last, because theoretically every poster will have heard of every song posted in the thread once they read it. So no posting anything not weirder than what has already been posted.
 
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