What's the STRANGEST phone call (wrong number or otherwise) you ever got?

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: dtyn
My friends and I like to call him "The Black Guy." His number is one number off from one of my friend's, so we called it one day and apparently he's a coked-out coke dealer. So, my friend Will, who is from Iran, always acts like a wacked out, Jihad-loving Muslim, and always tries to get him to meet at Holywood 27, our local movie theater. We never can really understand "The Black Guy," but the conversations are hilarious, always ending with Will saying "Jihad! Jihad! *Arabic war cry*" and "The Black Guy" saying, "Man, I'm gonna, man, I'm gonna, dude, you're gonna meet the end of my...sheeeet, just, goddamn *click*"

Just read your SIG....

<---Ex Jarhead

No such thing as an ex-jarhead. Once a Marine, always a Marine. Semper Fi devildog!

 

[PatboyX]

canadian dude working of AmEX called me a couple years ago. kept calling me ma'am and then apologizing saying that he was really tired from the night before. said he had a looooong night with the girlfriend and then would chuckle to me knowingly. he also kept asking "you guys like to come up here and spend your money, eh?"
not very exciting, i know. but it sticks out as being pretty funny for me.

currently, iget a lot of calls for some woman i dont know. which is strange becuase ive had this number for about 8 years.

 

[Gyrene]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: dtyn
My friends and I like to call him "The Black Guy." His number is one number off from one of my friend's, so we called it one day and apparently he's a coked-out coke dealer. So, my friend Will, who is from Iran, always acts like a wacked out, Jihad-loving Muslim, and always tries to get him to meet at Holywood 27, our local movie theater. We never can really understand "The Black Guy," but the conversations are hilarious, always ending with Will saying "Jihad! Jihad! *Arabic war cry*" and "The Black Guy" saying, "Man, I'm gonna, man, I'm gonna, dude, you're gonna meet the end of my...sheeeet, just, goddamn *click*"

Just read your SIG....

<---Ex Jarhead

No such thing as an ex-jarhead. Once a Marine, always a Marine. Semper Fi devildog!

Redundant ass. I already said that.

 

[hevnsnt]

Ok, I will win this one.

First, my name is Bill. (important to the story)

Phone Rings, my wife answers...

Girl who is calling: Is Bill There?
My Wife: Yes hang on..
Me: Hello?
Girl who is calling: WHO THE FVCK WAS THAT!!!?
Me: My wife, who is this?
Girl who is calling: THIS IS FVCKING KIMBERLY (or whatever her name was) YOU FVCKING PRICK!!
Me: I don't know who you are trying to call, but I think you got the wrong number.
Girl who is calling: Is this Bill Smith (or whatever)?
Me: No, this is Bill XXxXX
Girl: OH FVCk. Sorry *CLICK*

Oh god that was some funny stuff.. Because that Girl was PISSED.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

I used to get phone calls from the local unitarian church about when the next meeting was. The strangest was the one where they gave me a list of costume limits for the upcoming halloween party.

 

[waggy]

well i haven't got a really good call. but we had a good one on our machine.

some guy guy called and left a message "hey motherfuvker! i know where you live! I know you were fvucking my wife and stole some of my smoke! I'm going to come over and rip your dick off and make our eat it! you mother fvucker you are going to die!" well it was pretty close to this but more cuss words.

my wife looked at me like wtf? the next message was from the same guy " uhm. sorry about that call. i had the wrong number. I apologize if any kids heard that."

heh i just cracked up laughing but my wife was really mad.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: waggy
well i haven't got a really good call. but we had a good one on our machine.

some guy guy called and left a message "hey motherfuvker! i know where you live! I know you were fvucking my wife and stole some of my smoke! I'm going to come over and rip your dick off and make our eat it! you mother fvucker you are going to die!" well it was pretty close to this but more cuss words.

my wife looked at me like wtf? the next message was from the same guy " uhm. sorry about that call. i had the wrong number. I apologize if any kids heard that."

heh i just cracked up laughing but my wife was really mad.

lol.. Uh.. Sorry about that.

 

[FuZoR]

someone was threating me?? telling me to watch my back.. your dead and what not. the guy sounded all gangsta and crap. I'm like WTF? i figure it was prank but i did'nt know who it could it be so im like dude you got the wrong number hahaha and hung up.

another time i gave a girl my number and few days later i get a call from a guy (twice) kept asking who i was then the second time a few hours later and ask why is my number in my girls cellphone.. at first i couldnt figure this guy out im like wtf... but i put 2 and 2 together and im like i know her from school and we exchange numbers wtf... and hes like you know she got a b/f right im like no i did not. hahahahaha anyways few days later i called her up and left a msg about it. she called back said it was her psyco ex bf that took her cellphone at a party or some crap. figure it was to much trouble and never called her again... wished i did i really liked her oh well.

 

[JonnyStarks]

Ok, this was me dialing the wrong number, but it was still fun.

My friend gave me his cell number one day and called him one night to see where he was.
I dialed the number exactly as he wrote it (I swear) and a girl picked up. My friend, Matt, didn't usually sound that feminine but he was at a party so I just thought someone else had picked up his phone as a joke.

Me: ...uh.... Hi, is Matt around?
Girl: Is who around?
Me: Matt.
Girl: Mike?
Me: MATT
Girl: Mike's not here.
Me: oh... sorry bout that <click>

Couple seconds later.. my phone rings. It's the same girl on the other end.

Me:Hello?
Girl: Who is this?
Me:.... Jon
Girl: How'd you get this number Jon? (pissed)
Me: ... well, I was trying to call my friend... Matt, which is why I was asking for him. Guess I got the number wrong. Sorry again. <click>

Still have no idea what happened... cause I rechecked the # with my friend and it was exactly what I dialed... wierd, but kinda funny.

 

[bunker]

Funny you should post this today. Dinner time and the phone rings, I pick it up and it's a collect call from the Fulton county jail. There's a computerized voice that says "this is a collect call from...." then I hear some guy say, "I just got pulled over", then the computerized voice continues, "the Fulton county jail. Press 3 to accept the charges."

I hung it up after that, but some poor sap used his one call from jail and dialed a wrong number!

 

[weirdichi]

HERE you go. I should've met her though. She sounded hot!

 

[fredtam]

Picked up phone.

Me: Hello
Girl: Hello this is Jennifer. My husband and I saw your ad. ( At the time I was running a couple of employment ads)
Me: Which ad are you calling about.? I have several.
Girl: Oh my! I'm calling about the one in the Columbia swinger magazine for a mature fit couple that likes to party.
Me: Are you sure you have the right number?
Girl: Yes this is 777-777-7777 right?
Me: Yes it is.
Me: Hold on a second <mutes phone> TAMMY (wife), DID YOU PUT US IN A FVCKING SWINGER MAGAZINE?
Tammy: NO.
Me: Well this chick says we are in one:
Me <un-mutes phone> You said this is a couple looking for couple:
Girl: Yes
Me: Well then I'm not interested but I would like to know which magazine I'm in.
Girl: Its blah blah blah in Columbia and its on page 77.
Me: Thanks a lot. Bye.

My wife and I laughed about it. The next day I told the owner of the company/ my boss since it was a company phone. He just played it off and said it must be a misprint in the magazine. That weekend I went to pick up some acid stain in Columbia for a job the next week. Happen to see one of these magazines so I purchased it. To my surprise on page 77 was my boss and his wife naked performing sex acts. I about pissed myself.
Turns out they had listed it about a month before I was hired. When I got there the boss gave me his phone and upgraded to a newer model. He removed all the phone book entries but I guess he forgot he gave that number for the ad.

 

[jessicak]

Funny thing that you should ask a question like this because JUST NOW some real estate agent called (from my area) and left a message on my answering machine asking if I would like to sell my house because there is a couple in the area who wants to buy it.

 

Originally posted by: fredtam
Picked up phone.

Me: Hello
Girl: Hello this is Jennifer. My husband and I saw your ad. ( At the time I was running a couple of employment ads)
Me: Which ad are you calling about.? I have several.
Girl: Oh my! I'm calling about the one in the Columbia swinger magazine for a mature fit couple that likes to party.
Me: Are you sure you have the right number?
Girl: Yes this is 777-777-7777 right?
Me: Yes it is.
Me: Hold on a second <mutes phone> TAMMY (wife), DID YOU PUT US IN A FVCKING SWINGER MAGAZINE?
Tammy: NO.
Me: Well this chick says we are in one:
Me <un-mutes phone> You said this is a couple looking for couple:
Girl: Yes
Me: Well then I'm not interested but I would like to know which magazine I'm in.
Girl: Its blah blah blah in Columbia and its on page 77.
Me: Thanks a lot. Bye.

My wife and I laughed about it. The next day I told the owner of the company/ my boss since it was a company phone. He just played it off and said it must be a misprint in the magazine. That weekend I went to pick up some acid stain in Columbia for a job the next week. Happen to see one of these magazines so I purchased it. To my surprise on page 77 was my boss and his wife naked performing sex acts. I about pissed myself.
Turns out they had listed it about a month before I was hired. When I got there the boss gave me his phone and upgraded to a newer model. He removed all the phone book entries but I guess he forgot he gave that number for the ad.

Thats awesome!

did you blackmail him for a raise??

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: jessicak
Funny thing that you should ask a question like this because JUST NOW some real estate agent called (from my area) and left a message on my answering machine asking if I would like to sell my house because there is a couple in the area who wants to buy it.

Well, Do you?

 

[fredtam]

No I didn't black mail him. Money was good already. He was really nice to me after that which was a welcome change from him getting super upset about deadlines and payroll.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: dtyn

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: dtyn
My friends and I like to call him "The Black Guy." His number is one number off from one of my friend's, so we called it one day and apparently he's a coked-out coke dealer. So, my friend Will, who is from Iran, always acts like a wacked out, Jihad-loving Muslim, and always tries to get him to meet at Holywood 27, our local movie theater. We never can really understand "The Black Guy," but the conversations are hilarious, always ending with Will saying "Jihad! Jihad! *Arabic war cry*" and "The Black Guy" saying, "Man, I'm gonna, man, I'm gonna, dude, you're gonna meet the end of my...sheeeet, just, goddamn *click*"

Just read your SIG....

<---Ex Jarhead

No such thing as an ex-jarhead. Once a Marine, always a Marine. Semper Fi devildog!

Redundant ass. I already said that.

Shut up! You suck dude!

USMC PLC

...
!!!
..er, Sir!

 

[rival]

not me but my gf got some young girl that called the wrong number...

she went right into how she just had sex for the first time with so and so and it was amazing and blah blah blah

probably pretty embarrasing

 

[Dufman]

Here is my phone conversation from friday, towards the end of a good bar night.

I see my friends name come up on the phone
Me: Whats up fvcker!!!
Caller: This is officer so and so, we have your friend jim at the station
Me: Shut the fvck up
Caller: We need someone sober to pick him up
Me: I am sober..(i then start laughing)
Caller: I take it that is a no
Me: I couldnt drive ms. daisy
Caller: Find someone to pick your friend up *click*

I call my friend back 5 mins later
Me: OK, stop messing with me
Officer: This is officer so and so...you friend was picked up doing....
Me: Someone will be right over..


so it really was a copper that called my me. whoops

 

[SirStev0]

I pick up the phone its some kid trying to prank call me using a computer to talk.

him- i want you so bad
me- who is this
him- let me fvck your @ss
me- omg stephen hawkins holy sh|t i cant believe stephen hawkins called me
him- i want to suck your dick
me- stephen can you explain that whole history of the universe thing

(continues for an hour)
him- goodbye
hangs up

Me- haha stupid kid forgot to block his number
call him back

Me- stephen you left me i thought we had somthing
him- ...
me- whats going on why do you do these things to me

hangs up

me- i see how this is going i cant believe you and to think i loved you you bast@rd

hangs up

me- i cant believe you
him ( no longer using the computer)- hey man whats going on
me - what happend you can talk again
him- yeh it was just a joke my friend told me to call you
me- ohhh who
him- i cant tell you hed kill me
me- whell who are you
him- im chris
me- kyle? kyle who
him- no chris, chris eakenrow
me- kyle aukenbach... sounds like a rooster
him- no chris eakenrow
me- yeh anyway kyle who told you to call me
him- its chris not kyle...
me- listen hear kyle aukenbach i dont know any chris ... who told you to call me

(continues for another half hour)

him - fine do you know rob kesikie (a kid on my floor)
me- rob kerbalckastan who the hell is that
him- no rob kesikie
me where does he go to school
him- with you
me - where do you go to school
him - altoona community college
me- ohhhh fake college... kinda like 13th grade
him- haha
me- is that why your so bad at prank calls

hangs up

i continue to call him till around 3 when i get bored

PWND

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: Dufman
Here is my phone conversation from friday, towards the end of a good bar night.

I see my friends name come up on the phone
Me: Whats up fvcker!!!
Caller: This is officer so and so, we have your friend jim at the station
Me: Shut the fvck up
Caller: We need someone sober to pick him up
Me: I am sober..(i then start laughing)
Caller: I take it that is a no
Me: I couldnt drive ms. daisy
Caller: Find someone to pick your friend up *click*

I call my friend back 5 mins later
Me: OK, stop messing with me
Officer: This is officer so and so...you friend was picked up doing....
Me: Someone will be right over..


so it really was a copper that called my me. whoops

That's funny as hell.

 

[Lawrencetan21]

Don't you hate it when they call the wrong number and say sorry then hang up and a few seconds later they call again but are too embarrass to say anything so they just hang up.

Admit it. Yall done this before.

 

[Dufman]

Originally posted by: idNut

Originally posted by: Dufman
Here is my phone conversation from friday, towards the end of a good bar night.

I see my friends name come up on the phone
Me: Whats up fvcker!!!
Caller: This is officer so and so, we have your friend jim at the station
Me: Shut the fvck up
Caller: We need someone sober to pick him up
Me: I am sober..(i then start laughing)
Caller: I take it that is a no
Me: I couldnt drive ms. daisy
Caller: Find someone to pick your friend up *click*

I call my friend back 5 mins later
Me: OK, stop messing with me
Officer: This is officer so and so...you friend was picked up doing....
Me: Someone will be right over..


so it really was a copper that called my me. whoops

That's funny as hell.

it was even funnier seeing my friend get out of the car when he got home....

 

[Spamela]

other than a guy who wakes me up with "how you doin', you crazy portagee!!!,"
just drunks calling at 2:30AM trying to talk to their GF's.

 

[Lounatik]

First weird phone call on answering machineIn a heavy Hispanic accent) Hello, this is Rose and I got the ya-yas for Monday.Click.End of message.

Second message : Hello Ms. Smith? This is Manhole Gynecology with your results. Stupid ass goes on about some Gyno results that, I'm sure, were pretty important to the woman they were intended for. I called back and let them know that they had the wrong number and they sheepishly said they were sorry.

I've also gotten a call from a grade school about some little kid who was sick and I had to call that one back too.

Fuggin idjits.



Peace

Lounatikl