What's the straightest thing you've ever done?

[HAL9000]

I once helped a couple of my mates knock a wall down, while drinking a beer and listening to football on the radio. Then I helped one of them change a tyre.

 

[Soccerman06]

I once helped a couple of my mates knock a wall down, while drinking a beer and listening to football on the radio. Then I helped one of them change a tyre.

I play with metal thats over 3600F all day. Why dont you go play your wee lil soccer match daisy. 🙂

 

[HAL9000]

I play with metal thats over 3600F all day. Why dont you go play your wee lil soccer match daisy. 🙂

I don't play football... I've never said I do...?

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

have sex with women?

 

[SonnyDaze]

Had vaginal intercourse with a woman. 😀

 

[mmntech]

If that's the straightest thing you've done, I guess you've never had sex with a woman. :hmm:

 

[nageov3t]

got 2 drunk chicks to flash me their tits, and then made out with both of them?

 

[Rage187]

I got a piggy back ride from a thug while rolling my nuts off, he carried me through half of downtown charleston and through the old slave market. A homeless guy bent down in front of us as we crossed the street and said he was going to carry me next. Just weird.

Oh, you said straightest, I thought you said strangest.


Alright, I got my exgirlfriend to go back out with me after I told her that her girlfriend cheated on her with...me... True story.

 

[HAL9000]

have sex with women?

Had vaginal intercourse with a woman. 😀

Not bad. Vaginas are a good thing for a straight man.

 

[bfdd]

I swung a 20lb sledge for 6 hrs straight. I also hand mixed and moved in 5 gallon buckets just over 2 tons of cement in a single work day to float bathrooms in a McMansion. I've driven tons of heavy machinery and operated cranes. A friend and I demo'd a 1200 sq ft house in a day, I was wearing flip flops.


oh yeah and I've had sex with a woman.

 

[HAL9000]

If that's the straightest thing you've done, I guess you've never had sex with a woman. :hmm:

I have! But I figured I'd disqualify anything that involved my cock.

 

[bolomite]

built and installed kitchen cabinets by myself, while eating beef jerky and drinking Newcastle. Then, vaginal sex with a female.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Not bad. Vaginas are a good thing for a straight man.

Yeah vagina is good but it's that useless flesh around the vagina, commonly called the woman, that gets on my nerves.

 

[HAL9000]

Yeah vagina is good but it's that useless flesh around the vagina, commonly called the woman, that gets on my nerves.

Understandable.

 

[Soccerman06]

I don't play football... I've never said I do...?

And thats why your new name is daisy 🙂

 

[DominionSeraph]

 

[HAL9000]

And thats why your new name is daisy 🙂

That's a bit homophobic.

 

[Rage187]

One more.

Driving from the west coast to the east coast, I almost drove my car off a bridge, blew out the front driver tire, put the donut on, then got stuck on ice and had to use a hammer to break a path long enough for my tires to get traction. we then made it to hotel where I impregnated my wife.

 

[SlickSnake]

I fight manly fires for hours at a time.

Then I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI&feature=related

 

[erikistired]

had 2 kids.

 

[NetWareHead]

Today: Woke up this morning and scratched my hairy balls while letting out a 7 second 3 octave fart. After morning sex with a woman.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Moved a cinderblock wall up to the top of a building, two blocks at a time. Took about 2 hours. Also had sex with a woman.

 

[MikeMike]

had sex with a woman.

 

[SlickSnake]

had sex with a woman.

Pics or shens

 

[NetWareHead]

I was wearing flip flops.

:hmm: