What's the quickest/easiest way to get feathers off a mattress?

[tjaisv]

I had a down feather mattress cover/pad that left a bunch of feathers on the mattress. It's taking forever to take them all out by hand, and the vacuum cleaner doesn't suck them up easily.

Suprisingly google didn't have anything on this.

So is there an easier way to do this , that you know of?

This is a serious question, so please no playful answers.

Thanks

 

[highland145]

lint roller

 

[IceBergSLiM]

gasoline and matches

 

[BoomerD]

Dumb shit...you don't get feathers off a mattress...you get them off a bird.

Vacuum SHOULD work fine...if you have a decent vacuum.

 

[KaOTiK]

dead hooker wrapped in saran wrap

 

[shortylickens]

dead hooker wrapped in saran wrap

 

[Mo0o]

tape?

 

[gsaldivar]

A damp (not wet) towel?

 

[SlitheryDee]

What exactly are these feathers doing that necessitates their removal?

 

[wischeez]

Get the goose to remove them,they're his....

 

[Jeeebus]

1. Stop removing them by hand.

2. Post on ATOT

3. Dead hooker and fire recommendations

4. ...

5. Profit!

 

[Kadarin]

If you have kids, tell them to do it while you go watch tv.

 

[Jeeebus]

If you have kids, tell them to do it while you go watch tv.

You must not be a father.

Tell them NOT to pull the feathers off the bed, then leave the room.

Psychological warfare at its finest.

 

[dr150]

 

[TJCS]

gasoline & fire?