What's the price for you to perform a Homosexual Act?

[TallBill]

no, i dont have a price.. for several reasons, one would be that it'd be cheating on my gf, and she'd find out and kill me..

 

[Wolfsraider]

1,000,000.00
for the new house, the new car and truck,the 60 inch plasma screen x 2,the latest intel dual processor with all the top of the line gadgets, a pool to wash away the memories😀
and the rest for trips etc...

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
Ok, this is a serious thread. And it involves the infamous question you all get asked at one time or another. For all intensive purposes, let's say it won't be filmed and nobody outside of the two (or more) people involved has to know.

So, all you closeted heterosexual and homosexuals, what's your price for you to perform a Homosexual Act?













My price is $10M and I then move to Europe for 5 years.

Would redecorating your living room be considered a homosexual act?

 

[Ornery]

"Would redecorating your living room be considered a homosexual act?"

LOL. 😀 Only if you do a good job of it!

I love this. Millions of dollars to perform this act, yet some still believe people "choose" to be homosexual. How does this add up?

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Ornery
"Would redecorating your living room be considered a homosexual act?"

LOL. 😀 Only if you do a good job of it!

I love this. Millions of dollars to perform this act, yet some still believe people "choose" to be homosexual. How does this add up?

Who in their right mind would want to be like Richard Simmons..well besides ffmcobalt?

 

[Tominator]

I could be a Lesbian trapped in a male body for the right price, but anything else is out!😎

 

[UltraQuiet]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
Ok, this is a serious thread. And it involves the infamous question you all get asked at one time or another. For all intensive purposes, let's say it won't be filmed and nobody outside of the two (or more) people involved has to know.

So, all you closeted heterosexual and homosexuals, what's your price for you to perform a Homosexual Act?













My price is $10M and I then move to Europe for 5 years.

Would redecorating your living room be considered a homosexual act?

I don't know. What are you wearing, big guy?

 

[Geekbabe]

Hmmm.. looks like we've decided what a lot of you are... now all that remains to be cleared up is the price,hahaha 😀

 

[Zebo]

It depends. Right now no price. But throw me in a Cambodian dumpster where all I knew was misery and life was cheap. I'd say $10.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl
It depends. Right now no price. But throw me in a Cambodian dumpster where all I knew was misery and life was cheap. I'd say $10.

WTF is a Cambodian Dumpster?

 

[Tab]

Depends if other people would find out, how long it was and other details. I'd sell my anus for $5,000 for 2 mins. It should get me a awesome computer 😀

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Tabb
Depends if other people would find out, how long it was and other details. I'd sell my anus for $5,000 for 2 mins. It should get me a awesome computer 😀

Homo!

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Carbonyl
It depends. Right now no price. But throw me in a Cambodian dumpster where all I knew was misery and life was cheap. I'd say $10.

WTF is a Cambodian Dumpster?

Hell on earth. The poorest people in the poorest country.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Carbonyl
It depends. Right now no price. But throw me in a Cambodian dumpster where all I knew was misery and life was cheap. I'd say $10.

WTF is a Cambodian Dumpster?

Hell on earth. The poorest people in the poorest country.

And getting pounded in the ass would make life better for them?

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Carbonyl

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Carbonyl
It depends. Right now no price. But throw me in a Cambodian dumpster where all I knew was misery and life was cheap. I'd say $10.

WTF is a Cambodian Dumpster?

Hell on earth. The poorest people in the poorest country.

And getting pounded in the ass would make life better for them?

LOL!! Actually no because it would be Carbonyl that would be getting pounded.

I've got a question. If there are homosexual prostitutes out on the streets, are the pimps male or female?

 

[dethman]

depends on the act. and who.

 

[SlowSS]

Nope, don't need money that bad.

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

$50 Million USD

$75 Million USD if it's a threesome with all guys

Free if it's a threesome with Heidi Klum

 

[schizoid]

I'd probably pay like $15 or $20 to do it...but not much more than that.

 

[Moonbeam]

Not interested.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Hmmm.. looks like we've decided what a lot of you are... now all that remains to be cleared up is the price,hahaha 😀

ha, i was gonna say that. Time to negotiate now that we know you're all a bunch of pole puffing homos.

 

[StageLeft]

I'd do a guy for $50. In the butt.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: SuperTool

Originally posted by: Hamburgerpimp
Ok, this is a serious thread. And it involves the infamous question you all get asked at one time or another. For all intensive purposes, let's say it won't be filmed and nobody outside of the two (or more) people involved has to know.

So, all you closeted heterosexual and homosexuals, what's your price for you to perform a Homosexual Act?

You couldn't pay me enough to drive a VW beetle Cabrio. I don't care if only I and the VW dealer would know. 😀

Odd, I thought that the VW Jetta was the official "gay pace car". 🙂

 

[FrogDog]

$200 and a call the next day!

 

[GeekDrew]

Me? Hmmmm
I'd have to say next to nothing. Maybe $100, tops. I'd feel guilty otherwise.

Andrew