What's the policy on offensive jokes here?

[GTaudiophile]

Like ones that single out a religion...

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

it's like playing russian roulette....feeling lucky?

 

[junkerman123]

don't post anything that you wouldn't say to a bar full of sailors.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

They're hilarious, but most likely some person with a sandy vagina will either (a) complain to the mods or (b) is already a mod and will ban you.

- M4H

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: junkerman123
don't post anything that you wouldn't say to a bar full of sailors.

aka, if you know those sailors aren't of the religion in the joke... POST IT!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: junkerman123
don't post anything that you wouldn't say to a bar full of sailors.

Or a room filled with soccermoms.

It's all fair and objective, really.

 

[Conky]

Just make sure they are funny.

 

[leftyman]

offensive = funny

 

[laurenlex]

My friend's cousin knows a mod. He said you won't get banned. Post it.

 

[junkerman123]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: junkerman123
don't post anything that you wouldn't say to a bar full of sailors.

Or a room filled with soccermoms.

It's all fair and objective, really.

I'd hit it.

 

[cjgallen]

Refer to the unwritten rules, the secret ones that can get you banned.

 

[mzkhadir]

say it, don't regret it.

 

[hypn0tik]

There's only one way to find out.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: junkerman123

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: junkerman123
don't post anything that you wouldn't say to a bar full of sailors.

Or a room filled with soccermoms.

It's all fair and objective, really.

I'd hit it.

They're all 40+ 'apple shaped' women.

Still gonna hit it?

 

[junkerman123]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: junkerman123

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: junkerman123
don't post anything that you wouldn't say to a bar full of sailors.

Or a room filled with soccermoms.

It's all fair and objective, really.

I'd hit it.

They're all 40+ 'apple shaped' women.

Still gonna hit it?

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: junkerman123

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: junkerman123

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: junkerman123
don't post anything that you wouldn't say to a bar full of sailors.

Or a room filled with soccermoms.

It's all fair and objective, really.

I'd hit it.

They're all 40+ 'apple shaped' women.

Still gonna hit it?

Beggars can't be choosers.

 

[GTaudiophile]

This is what was told to me during lunch: (copied from a web site)

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, ?Isn?t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there??

The bartender says, ?Yep, that?s them.?

So the guy walks over and says, ?Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here??

Bush says, ?We?re planning WW III.?

And the guy says, ?Really? What?s going to happen??

Bush says, ?Well, we?re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.?

The guy exclaimed, ?A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits??

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, ?See, I told you no one cares about the 140 million Muslims?.

 

[mzkhadir]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
This is what was told to me during lunch: (copied from a web site)

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, ?Isn?t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there??

The bartender says, ?Yep, that?s them.?

So the guy walks over and says, ?Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here??

Bush says, ?We?re planning WW III.?

And the guy says, ?Really? What?s going to happen??

Bush says, ?Well, we?re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.?

The guy exclaimed, ?A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits??

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, ?See, I told you no one cares about the 140 million Muslims?.

Heard that one before. Didn't care much.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
This is what was told to me during lunch: (copied from a web site)

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, ?Isn?t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there??

The bartender says, ?Yep, that?s them.?

So the guy walks over and says, ?Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here??

Bush says, ?We?re planning WW III.?

And the guy says, ?Really? What?s going to happen??

Bush says, ?Well, we?re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.?

The guy exclaimed, ?A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits??

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, ?See, I told you no one cares about the 140 million Muslims?.

hmm not sure how to react considering this may or may not...

 

[AdamSnow]

PM it to me and I'll tell you if its bad or not.

 

[vshah]

thats just a slightly changed version of the "next holocaust" joke....

i usually find offensive jokes hilarious, but this one just doesn't work somehow

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: vshah
thats just a slightly changed version of the "next holocaust" joke....

i usually find offensive jokes hilarious, but this one just doesn't work somehow

The Jews and a clown variation was the original, I believe...