Whats the point of olives with pits?!

[El Guaraguao]

Had a meal that had olives mixed into it and the first bite I took, contained one of these satanic olives with those diamond hardness like pits. Damn near destroying on of my teeth. Why bother selling this diabolical food?

 

[djheater]

I know a woman who won't eat any food that in any way resembles the animal it came from. Nothing with bones, no fish fillets, etc.

You sound like her.

 

[MikeMike]

olives are sooo damn good.

 

[venkman]

I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

 

[AstroManLuca]

The olives I like are kalamatas. Not the generic black olives you see so often, but authentic kalamata olives from Greece. Well, there are several brands available, but only one or two are available in pitted form, and neither is very good. My favorite brand is only available with a pit. So I put up with it.

 

[El Guaraguao]

Originally posted by: djheater
I know a woman who won't eat any food that in any way resembles the animal it came from. Nothing with bones, no fish fillets, etc.

You sound like her.

I like your magic technique. pulling shit out of nowhere, haha. I never said I didn't like olives. I <3 them. the pitless kind of coarse.

 

[arrfep]

Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

 

[SagaLore]

If that is the first time you ever had an olive with a pit... then I feel very sad for you. 🙁

 

[herm0016]

because they grow that way. i heart olives.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

An olive is best served with nothing inside it, but with a martini wrapped around the outside.

 

[IronWing]

Why does your nose have holes that are the same size as your finger tips?

 

[icyroy05]

To distinguish the real men from the impostors.

(secretly, olives with pits suck)

 

[IronWing]

Olive pits are nature's method of providing voids in which to place garlic cloves or pimentos.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001

Originally posted by: djheater
I know a woman who won't eat any food that in any way resembles the animal it came from. Nothing with bones, no fish fillets, etc.

You sound like her.

I like your magic technique. pulling shit out of nowhere, haha. I never said I didn't like olives. I <3 them. the pitless kind of coarse.

Nor did I say you didn't like them.
Don't get so defensive, I'm sorry you had a bad experience with a natural food, it will be OK. Try some olive loaf, I think it's more your speed.

 

[sandorski]

It's a Dentite Conspiracy!

Always assume the Pits are still in Olives. This is your Life Lesson about eating Olives. Learn it, Live it, Love it.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: arrfep

Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
The olives I like are kalamatas. Not the generic black olives you see so often, but authentic kalamata olives from Greece. Well, there are several brands available, but only one or two are available in pitted form, and neither is very good. My favorite brand is only available with a pit. So I put up with it.

What brand is this?

I usually get raped at the local grocery olive bar or at the greek restaurant streets (ok, insert jokes here.)

 

[dawp]

Because if there were not pits, there be no olives. gotta have some way of growing more olive trees.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: arrfep

Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

your humor has always been in the pits!!

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: arrfep

Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

He just means you pit-ched and missed. 😉

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: JEDIYoda

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: arrfep

Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

your humor has always been in the pits!!

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: arrfep

Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

He just means you pit-ched and missed. 😉

I'm going to sic my pitbull on olive you.

 

[seemingly random]

Whats the point of olives with pits?

Cheaper processing costs?

 

[sdifox]

may have to do with the fact that it is supposed to grow into another olive tree?

 

[DrPizza]

Damn it! I'm a moderator. Otherwise I would have just posted a thread: "What's the point of cherries with pits?" "I just went to the store and bought some bing cherries. I popped a couple of them into my mouth and..."

 

[herm0016]

i am disappoint pizza. you totally could have done it.