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Whats the point of olives with pits?!

El Guaraguao

Diamond Member
Had a meal that had olives mixed into it and the first bite I took, contained one of these satanic olives with those diamond hardness like pits. Damn near destroying on of my teeth. Why bother selling this diabolical food?
 
I know a woman who won't eat any food that in any way resembles the animal it came from. Nothing with bones, no fish fillets, etc.

You sound like her.
 
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.
 
The olives I like are kalamatas. Not the generic black olives you see so often, but authentic kalamata olives from Greece. Well, there are several brands available, but only one or two are available in pitted form, and neither is very good. My favorite brand is only available with a pit. So I put up with it.
 
Originally posted by: djheater
I know a woman who won't eat any food that in any way resembles the animal it came from. Nothing with bones, no fish fillets, etc.

You sound like her.

I like your magic technique. pulling shit out of nowhere, haha. I never said I didn't like olives. I <3 them. the pitless kind of coarse.
 
Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.
 
Originally posted by: mofoe2001
Originally posted by: djheater
I know a woman who won't eat any food that in any way resembles the animal it came from. Nothing with bones, no fish fillets, etc.

You sound like her.

I like your magic technique. pulling shit out of nowhere, haha. I never said I didn't like olives. I <3 them. the pitless kind of coarse.

Nor did I say you didn't like them.
Don't get so defensive, I'm sorry you had a bad experience with a natural food, it will be OK. Try some olive loaf, I think it's more your speed.
 
It's a Dentite Conspiracy!

Always assume the Pits are still in Olives. This is your Life Lesson about eating Olives. Learn it, Live it, Love it.
 
Originally posted by: arrfep
Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
The olives I like are kalamatas. Not the generic black olives you see so often, but authentic kalamata olives from Greece. Well, there are several brands available, but only one or two are available in pitted form, and neither is very good. My favorite brand is only available with a pit. So I put up with it.

What brand is this?

I usually get raped at the local grocery olive bar or at the greek restaurant streets (ok, insert jokes here.)
 
Because if there were not pits, there be no olives. gotta have some way of growing more olive trees.
 
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: arrfep
Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

your humor has always been in the pits!!
 
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: arrfep
Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

He just means you pit-ched and missed. 😉
 
Originally posted by: JEDIYoda
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: arrfep
Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

your humor has always been in the pits!!

Originally posted by: TruePaige
Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: arrfep
Originally posted by: venkman
I pity the foo'. This thread is the pits. I demand a small pittance for my time spent here. Heck OP, from now I'm going to avoid olive your posts.

Pitiful attempt at humor.

Now you've pit us against each other.

He just means you pit-ched and missed. 😉

I'm going to sic my pitbull on olive you.
 
Damn it! I'm a moderator. Otherwise I would have just posted a thread: "What's the point of cherries with pits?" "I just went to the store and bought some bing cherries. I popped a couple of them into my mouth and..."
 
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