What's the point of having toes?

[Baked]

Toes on guys are like nipples, they serve absolutely no purpose. Why don't parents just have the toes of their male children cut off after birth? It'll be like circumcision.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Good for picking up dropped food.

 

[Leros]

Toes help you balance. They also give you an extra oomph when you walk.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Leros
Toes help you balance. They also give you an extra oomph when you walk.

That's what you think! Wearing shoes is like having no toes!

 

[Tiamat]

They are necessary for walking... without toes, you wouldn't be able to lift your heels when you walk, that whole pivot function would be non-existent.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Leros
Toes help you balance. They also give you an extra oomph when you walk.

That's what you think! Wearing shoes is like having no toes!

Uhm...no it really isn't.

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Leros
Toes help you balance. They also give you an extra oomph when you walk.

That's what you think! Wearing shoes is like having no toes!

Are you trying to tie this into barefoot women?

 

[Bateluer]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Leros
Toes help you balance. They also give you an extra oomph when you walk.

That's what you think! Wearing shoes is like having no toes!

Uhm...no it really isn't.

You'd struggle to walk without toes, and running would be nearly impossible without toes. They are a crucial part of your body.

 

[OCGuy]

For less "blessed" males, the big toe serves as a stuntcock when the lights are out. (not speaking from first hand knowledge, of course 😱 )

 

[spidey07]

Hey dummy, our toes allow us to walk.

 

[imported_Champ]

hey back off toes buddy their more important then you think...you can't go on your tippy-bunions, you can't go heel-bunion-heel-bunion

just remember you got where you are today cause of 10 toes working hard for you

 

[Fritzo]

I like my toes. It's like having 10 little buddies.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Baked
Toes on guys are like nipples, they serve absolutely no purpose.

well thats just like....your opinion, man

 

[TestedAcorn]

They're for when you get REALLY hungry.

 

[Baked]

But will you cut them off if you got ingrown toe nails?

 

[silent ronin]

Originally posted by: Champ
hey back off toes buddy their more important then you think...you can't go on your tippy-bunions, you can't go heel-bunion-heel-bunion

just remember you got where you are today cause of 10 toes working hard for you

:laugh:

 

[dealmaster00]

You use your toes for balance.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I like my toes. It's like having 10 little buddies.

LOL! :laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

Let's cut your toes off and see how you do.

 

[Walking in Circles]

BALANCE

 

[EGGO]

Seeing that I remember someone who lost just one big toe telling me his balance was never the same, I'll have to agree with Spidey's sentiment.

 

[summit]

nipples are important i love getting mine licked.

 

[SlitheryDee]

They probably won't be necessary in a few hundred thousand years. Just because we happen to use them for balance in this in-between stage of our evolution doesn't mean there isn't a better way to get the same effect. They're obviously remnants of a handlike appendage that's halfway through the process of changing into something more efficient for our bipedal method of locomotion.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Leros
Toes help you balance. They also give you an extra oomph when you walk.

That's what you think! Wearing shoes is like having no toes!

Wow, so wrong.

 

[kevman]

why not, parents let doctors cut off a piece of their cock at birth, might as well do the toes, maybe earlobes, and what the heck throw in the nipples.