What's the most un-macho thing a guy could do?

[jds2006]

Cry while watching the ending of The Little Mermaid

 

[Chelsey]

Crying while his MOM pops a pimple on his nose. (Yes, really did happen)

 

[AreaCode707]

You obviously have no idea how many girls male ballet dancers get.

<--- sister is a ballet dancer.

 

[blodhi74]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Order the garden salad at a steakhouse.

:laugh:

 

[randal]

popped collar. ugh, freakin nonmanly nonmacho freaks

 

[Journer]

i think it takes a real man to not be self concious of his apperal (pink clothes), do ballet cheerleeding etc, and cry when needed...ill have to say the most un-'macho' thing would be trying to be defined as macho by someone else's opinion

 

Originally posted by: kranky
While using a green glitter pen to write up an alphabetized list of grooming products to pick up at Bath & Body Works, he remembers the Wheatgrass Tofu quiche is about done and runs on tiptoe into the kitchen, accidentally tripping over his chihuahua Lady Miss Duchess, bumping into the CD player and causing a skip in Bette Midler: A Tribute to Show Tunes.

I didn't want to let this one get passed up.

 

[notfred]

Choose his activities based on whether insecure guys on internet forums would approve of his manliness.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Shave anything else than your beard.

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: dug777
probably shave his armpits...

or kiss another bloke...

the very first thing that came to my mind was .... shave his body. that is the most unmacho thing i could think of. after that, i would say... hmm... wear earrings, one in each ear, like girls do.

but that is my opinion. i know that some guys think it is ok to do those things.. and that is fine for them. whatever floats their boat. but to me, these are the least macho things.

 

[Subbaculcha]

Worrying about your masculinity.

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: royaldank
How about having sex with another man?

Actually, i have met a few gay men that were incredibly masculine and macho. they just like feminine guys instead of feminine girls.

 

[DeeKnow]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: SaltBoy

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
Take Testosterone Inhibitors and get a sex change.

I win /flex

Yeah, I guess you do win! :laugh:

Ironically, it takes pretty big balls to take that kind of step.

that... or real tiny ones

 

[n yusef]

Originally posted by: Subbaculcha
Worrying about your masculinity.

QFT.

The only thing that's more annoying than the people that are scared to be their selves, and not submit to the guidelines set by society, are the people that break those same guidelined because they are now trendy (the guys who were scared to wear pink a year ago, but now since "real men where pink," they do).

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: Otaking
There's nothing wrong with Ballet.

Worst thing is to wear PINK. :beer:

Nothing wrong with pink... It's cool. :beer:

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: Kensai

Originally posted by: Otaking
There's nothing wrong with Ballet.

Worst thing is to wear PINK. :beer:

Nothing wrong with pink... It's cool. :beer:

That's salmon.

 

[Journer]

Originally posted by: n yusef

Originally posted by: Subbaculcha
Worrying about your masculinity.

QFT.

The only thing that's more annoying than the people that are scared to be their selves, and not submit to the guidelines set by society, are the people that break those same guidelined because they are now trendy (the guys who were scared to wear pink a year ago, but now since "real men where pink," they do).

agreed

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Posting a "I kissed a dude" YAGT here.

fixed. YAGT still applies, though . . . .

 

[Zenmervolt]

I'd say what I actually think about ballet, but I'd be flamed to a well-done crisp and have many, many, many distasteful comments made about my sexuality, so I'll refrain.

ZV

 

[Mo0o]

Being concerned about looking unmacho

 

[Ns1]

male ice skating

 

[djheater]

I was going to say sex with another man..

But that's silly... they're both being EXTREMELY manly and the question is about machismo...

perhaps a pedicure?

 

[Al Neri]

share an umbrella with another guy

/thread

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: matstars
share an umbrella with another guy

/thread

only if were holding hands

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: Journer
i think it takes a real man to not be self concious of his apperal (pink clothes), do ballet cheerleeding etc, and cry when needed...ill have to say the most un-'macho' thing would be trying to be defined as macho by someone else's opinion

yeah, whatever queer.