What's the most un-macho thing a guy could do?

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SaltBoy

SaltBoy

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I was just thinking after we got some junk (snail) mail the other day from the Houston Ballet that either going to a Ballet - or dancing in a Ballet - is probably the worst thing a 100% heterosexual man could do to prove he's not a man anymore.

Can anybody think of anything worse? :confused:
 
GasX

GasX

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Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Originally posted by: Lazy8s
Take Testosterone Inhibitors and get a sex change.

I win /flex
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Yeah, I guess you do win! :laugh:
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Ironically, it takes pretty big balls to take that kind of step.
 
nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I was just thinking after we got some junk (snail) mail the other day from the Houston Ballet that either going to a Ballet - or dancing in a Ballet - is probably the worst thing a 100% heterosexual man could do to prove he's not a man anymore.

Can anybody think of anything worse? :confused:
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Those male ballet dancers are usually quite strong.
Going to a ballet with a woman is not un-macho because you're doing it to get some.
Going by yourself or with another dude, well, then I'll agree it's not very manly.

But getting a sex change is still the #1 least macho thing, although it does take some balls to say "go ahead and get rid of them" :D
 
KB

KB

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Alot of manly football players take ballet to become flexible and to avoid tackles. SO there are alot of worse things than ballet.
DISCLAIMER: I don't like ballet so I in no way condone the behaviour.

http://www.menweb.org/jurek.htm
 
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isasir

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Yeah, a lot of un-macho things like the ballet or seeing a musical are fine if you're with a woman.
 
SaltBoy

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Those male ballet dancers are usually quite strong.
Going to a ballet with a woman is not un-macho because you're doing it to get some.
Going by yourself or with another dude, well, then I'll agree it's not very manly.
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Well, that's a given. If you go to a ballet to get some with a hot chick afterwards, then yes, it's acceptable.

HOWEVER, If you go to a ballet to enjoy something like this or if you dress or dance like that, then you will need to turn in your man card, STAT! And who cares about strength? If you use it for the wrong reason, it would have been better if you never had the strength at all!

Sorry about the pic fellas, but a graphic example had to be used to drive home the point that ballet dancing is anything BUT manly.
 
kranky

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While using a green glitter pen to write up an alphabetized list of grooming products to pick up at Bath & Body Works, he remembers the Wheatgrass Tofu quiche is about done and runs on tiptoe into the kitchen, accidentally tripping over his chihuahua Lady Miss Duchess, bumping into the CD player and causing a skip in Bette Midler: A Tribute to Show Tunes.
 
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Going home from a guys bachelor party and then reporting back to his girlfriend, when he gets home (who happens to be the bachelors sister) a blow by blow itenerary of the evening because he feels guilty keeping _secrets_ from her ;(

This rundown promptly gets spread throughout the flock of females involved in the wedding. /a&&hat.


 
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