what's the most disgusting thing that ever got in your mouth?

[nerp]

Beer can used as ashtray at party. Big gulp.

The other moment: thinking I was taking a big gulp of sprite. . . it was warm day-old milk.

 

[BUTCH1]

Live ants. Way back when I was a teen we all went to a friends house after school and got stoned as hell, looking for a munchie fix I grabbed a box of lucky charms and popped a handful into my mouth and after 2-3 seconds of chewing I realized something was moving on my tongue, F-ing ants had invaded his cabinet and the box wasn't sealed properly allowing them access to the sugary treat. I spit them into his sink and began rinsing out my mouth, everyone was in pain from laughter as I struggled not to hurl.

 

[MongGrel]

Preparation H.

Had just moved into my grandparents guest room at the time before I bought my own house not long after, and didn't look at it closely and thought it was toothpaste.

Had been at a bar the night before shortly after I moved to Florida if I remember right, and had a bit of a hangover going, and just wandered into the bathroom and it was a WTF moment.

 

[lxskllr]

Mr Boston ginger brandy. I got it a couple years ago cause my daughter needed it for a drink recipe. Glad I tasted it first. That was the most god awful taste I've ever had in my mouth. I can't imagine anything that would improve by adding it.

For things that aren't meant for consumption; aquarium fish water.

 

[Squisher]

Siphoning gasoline. How can you belch two weeks later and taste it all again?

 

[brianmanahan]

Siphoning gasoline. How can you belch two weeks later and taste it all again?

ugh, that's terrible.

but at least it's organic!

luckily the only siphoning accident i had was while draining a waterbed.

 

[zinfamous]

Live ants. Way back when I was a teen we all went to a friends house after school and got stoned as hell, looking for a munchie fix I grabbed a box of lucky charms and popped a handful into my mouth and after 2-3 seconds of chewing I realized something was moving on my tongue, F-ing ants had invaded his cabinet and the box wasn't sealed properly allowing them access to the sugary treat. I spit them into his sink and began rinsing out my mouth, everyone was in pain from laughter as I struggled not to hurl.

same. Except I wasn't stoned and it was a moonpie. Instead of creamy marshmallow goodness when biting into the moonpie, it was a swarm of ants that greeted me.

 

[BUTCH1]

same. Except I wasn't stoned and it was a moonpie. Instead of creamy marshmallow goodness when biting into the moonpie, it was a swarm of ants that greeted me.

So they had tunneled into the interior to get at the sugary filling?. ugh!.

 

[BUTCH1]

Preparation H.

Had just moved into my grandparents guest room at the time before I bought my own house not long after, and didn't look at it closely and thought it was toothpaste.

I think you just won this thread, I'm still laughing after reading that!!.

 

[RY62]

Baby puke. Not pleasant, but probably happens to a lot of parents.

Been there, twice.

 

[brianmanahan]

same. Except I wasn't stoned and it was a moonpie. Instead of creamy marshmallow goodness when biting into the moonpie, it was a swarm of ants that greeted me.

great, now i'll have nightmares about the indiana jones ants tonight

but on the plus side, at least i didn't EAT the ants.

 

[stormkroe]

I'm surprised no one has said chew spit yet, I've seen a couple guys in high school take a swig, one even slowly pulling the can away in disgust with a brown spit-stretchy attached to the can.
As for me personally? Have to think a bit but Budwieser is a good place-holder

 

[Mai72]

Well it was this big spongy thang that shot out this creamy goo.

Ah. It was a twinkie. Those things are nasty.

 

[Muse]

Maybe my last Hershey bar. I brought it back for a refund.

 

[Humpy]

My "friend" Tim peed in my mouth once.

Chewing tobacco was probably worse though.

 

[ToniSalmonelli]

My bro's anti zit medicine as a kid, kinda warming experience...
Same shape as cough syrup, vodka like alcohol concentration mixed with some soapy ingredient.

Also, pharaoh ants.. freely roaming under my sammich, sneaky fkers.

 

[Perknose]

i got a little bit of steer crap in my mouth one time. was standing behind a steer, it coughed and farted at the same time, and the rest was history.

Congrats! Many people know bullshit when they hear it, but only you now know it when you taste it.

 

[Perknose]

MOUTH BREATHER!

actually tbh i never understood why people use breathing through your mouth as an insult

You not knowing why leaves me postiively slack-jawed!

 

[Zeze]

I will never forget this because it was so traumatic.

I must've been 11 or 12 or so. I was riding backseat of my friend's bike. We were going so fast down the hill, it was dangerous, scary, and thrilling. I opened my mouth real big screaming.

Something got in my mouth from the sky. It was something semi-hard & plump. I must've won lottery with those odds- a bird pooped in my mouth, It must've been flying pretty high, not by something close to me on purpose.

We pulled over and I gagged and puked.

 

[NetWareHead]

Was cutting into a cast iron sewer line with a sawzall and the blade kicked out some gunk from the interior of the pipe. Which just so happened to land in my open mouth. It had a shitty taste to it but also a rotten sewage component with a tad of rust aftertaste. Almost dropped the saw, spit profusely and wiped my mouth out and tongue with shop rags. So f'n nasty...

 

[clamum]

I will never forget this because it was so traumatic.

I must've been 11 or 12 or so. I was riding backseat of my friend's bike. We were going so fast down the hill, it was dangerous, scary, and thrilling. I opened my mouth real big screaming.

Something got in my mouth from the sky. It was something semi-hard & plump. I must've won lottery with those odds- a bird pooped in my mouth, It must've been flying pretty high, not by something close to me on purpose.

We pulled over and I gagged and puked.

Oh damn man, that takes the cake as far as bird poop targets go. One managed to poop on my friend's head in like fifth grade during recess, poor kid, but yours is even better/worse.

 

[Zeze]

Oh damn man, that takes the cake as far as bird poop targets go. One managed to poop on my friend's head in like fifth grade during recess, poor kid, but yours is even better/worse.

I STILL remember the sensation. My mouth was wide open, going "WHOAAA", then suddenly something of considerable size materialized on my tongue. My tongue was like WTF.

 

[nakedfrog]

Clan MacGregor scotch.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Oh damn man, that takes the cake as far as bird poop targets go. One managed to poop on my friend's head in like fifth grade during recess, poor kid, but yours is even better/worse.

A bird shit on my head through my sunroof while at a red light, which I thought was terribly unlucky. In my mouth? Oh my lord.

 

[Herr Kutz]

Ummm no. I was younger and naive. I honestly thought "how can a girl so fine have bad tasting shiat?". So, so stupid.

Did she request it or was it completely your decision?