what's the most disgusting thing that ever got in your mouth?

[brianmanahan]

i got a little bit of steer crap in my mouth one time. was standing behind a steer, it coughed and farted at the same time, and the rest was history.

 

[mundane]

I was dissecting a frog way back in High School bio, managed to squirt some formaldehyde /innards mixture onto my face. I suppose that is a fair punishment for breathing through my mouth.

 

[brianmanahan]

MOUTH BREATHER!

actually tbh i never understood why people use breathing through your mouth as an insult

 

[Platypus]

 

[clamum]

i got a little bit of steer crap in my mouth one time. was standing behind a steer, it coughed and farted at the same time, and the rest was history.

"It coughed and farted at the same time and the rest was history." Oh wow... LOL. God I love you Mr. Manahan.

 

[IronWing]

Your mom

 

[Feneant2]

Because I'm some kind of idiot... I was eating soup and looking at a weird shaped desert rose thinking 'That's it, I'm cutting the top off this plant' and did it right then. Then I sat back down to eat my soup and noticed I had liquid on my hand and licked it thinking it was soup. Turned out to be sap from the Desert Rose, which the internet says is poisonous... I guess it's not but I can now vouch for that having just about the worst taste you could ever imagine.

 

[mundane]

MOUTH BREATHER!

actually tbh i never understood why people use breathing through your mouth as an insult

I have a year-round runny nose, and it was worse when a) I was young and b) subjected myself to real winter weather. I eventually became self aware of the behavior [breathing through my mouth, that is] and made an effort to minimize it.

I have the same dismissive reaction to mouth-breathers, but cannot really identify a reasonable explanation.

 

[cbrunny]

i got a little bit of steer crap in my mouth one time. was standing behind a steer, it coughed and farted at the same time, and the rest was history.

and since then everything that comes out of your mouth is bullshit?

 

[skyking]

some sort of excrement or sewage, I am sure. The mind tries to obliterate these memories, but I have been in the ditch hooking up live sewer and grew up on the farm too.
My school chum wins the thread though, if his story counts.
He grew up trapping animals for fur, skinning animals etc.
He thought skunk pelts would be cool for a hat. He was getting ready to skin a skunk, and somehow he discharged the gland into his mouth, a direct hit. He then described some seriously epic gagging and puking.

 

[SaltyNuts]

Some chick's shiat. Don't ask.

 

[cbrunny]

Some chick's shiat. Don't ask.

you liked it.

 

[SaltyNuts]

Ummm no. I was younger and naive. I honestly thought "how can a girl so fine have bad tasting shiat?". So, so stupid.

 

[rh71]

Not terrible... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

 

[brianmanahan]

Ummm no. I was younger and naive. I honestly thought "how can a girl so fine have bad tasting sh**t?". So, so stupid.

ummm

...

 

[SKORPI0]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)

 

[brianmanahan]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food)

ughhhhh

 

[BxgJ]

Ummm no. I was younger and naive. I honestly thought "how can a girl so fine have bad tasting shiat?". So, so stupid.

Yes. Yes you were. You were with a fine girl, and of all the things to taste, you chose that? Come on.

 

[amdhunter]

Yes. Yes you were. You were with a fine girl, and of all the things to taste, you chose that? Come on.

I guess it makes sense if you look at his username...

 

[kranky]

Not much of a story but when I was in Kenya one of the residents brought something she made to a meeting I was at. Everyone raved about it, I tried a bite. Almost hurled right there but managed to walk outside and behind the building before doing so. Don't know what it was but the taste was like a blend of rotten fish, yogurt plus touching your tongue to a 9v battery. In a way it was kind of spectacular in its putridness.

 

[edro]

I remember shooting a starling with my BB gun as a kid.
It was floppy around, so I walked up and shot it in the head.
It's brains splattered up into my eye and mouth.
I still can't believe they had that much goo in their head.

 

[zinfamous]

I am shocked this thread has lasted this long.

 

[brianmanahan]

I am shocked this thread has lasted this long.

hey, we can be civilised while still talking about the most disgusting thing we ever put in our mouths.

 

[JM Aggie08]

The flood of '98 filled the creek bed of our hunting property with ~20ft of water. Consequently, our feeders filled with corn filled up with water.

It was two weeks before we could get out there to assess the damage. My dad reached up to sever the rope holding up one of the feeders as I stood by. As it fell, the top popped off, projecting fermented/soured/muddy/rotten corn and corn juice into my face and mouth.

So, that.

 

[twinrider1]

Baby puke. Not pleasant, but probably happens to a lot of parents.