Whats the funniest song you ever heard?

[GasX]

Stephen Lynch - Lullaby

Pretty much anything by Stephen Lynch, but that one is my favorite...

edit: This duet is another classic of his.

 

[gsellis]

The Rodeo Song by Showdown. No lyrics as the word filter will hack the song to pieces.

 

[ggnl]

Funny without really meaning to be funny:

The Logic of Crocodiles by Every Time I Die

 

[ace up my sleeve]

I think that Stephen Lynch is hilarious. Cudos for that posting.

 

[TomKazansky]

Originally posted by: tami
llama llama duck

http://www.relaxorium.com/journalpics/thellamasong.swf

 

[Black88GTA]

Anything by Bobby Jimmy and the Critters.

Some Lyrics

 

[BullsOnParade]

Nerf Herder "Sorry" (Weezer guys side project)

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your party
Sorry I drank up all the Bacardi
Sorry I puked up on your bedspread
Sorry I wanted to be your boyfriend again

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry I saw you and I heard birds sing
Sorry I touched you and I heard bells ring
Sorry I jacked off outside of your window
While you were sleeping, I thought you'd never know
Sorry I showed up at your wedding
Sorry I tried so hard to get in
Sorry I screwed up your picture
Sorry I had sex with your sister

What can I do?
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

Sorry we broke up, sorry I missed you
Sorry I wanted only to kiss you
Sorry I promised to love you forever
Made you feel guilty oh when you left me
Sorry I showed up at your dinner
Sorry I said those things to your father
Sorry I crashed through your window on acid
Sorry I made a mess
Sorry I bled to death

What can I do?
It's over it's over it's over it's over
What can I do?
I am the loser

 

[Gurck]

Weird Al Yankovich - Baby Got Jack

 

[Schadenfreude]

Yousa hoe - Ludacris

 

[sparkyclarky]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
There are others that are funnier...
but the first thing that came to mind was "Detachable Penis" by King Missile

That was my pick, but I thought it was by Primus (or was that just a cover?)?

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Stephen Lynch - Lullaby

Pretty much anything by Stephen Lynch, but that one is my favorite...

edit: This duet is another classic of his.

agreed!!

 

[Epoman]

:music:She freakin blocked me:music:
:music:Never trust girl when she says "BRB":music:

 

[AntisociaL]

A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - Bloodhoung Gang

 

[FrustratedUser]

One piece at a time - Johnny Cash

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: monk3y
Clarence Carter - Strokin'

I remember I had the radio on one night when I was going to sleep, and this song came on. I figured it was just your normal 80s music and then after a while I caught on to the lyrics.

 

[Adica]

shaneequa don't live here no more

short d!ck man

 

[sharkeeper]

Dirty Bags Suck

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: sparkyclarky

Originally posted by: DrPizza
There are others that are funnier...
but the first thing that came to mind was "Detachable Penis" by King Missile

That was my pick, but I thought it was by Primus (or was that just a cover?)?

It was definitely King Missile. A little googling seems to indicate that either someone mislabled it on P2P or they did a cover.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: monk3y
Clarence Carter - Strokin'

I remember I had the radio on one night when I was going to sleep, and this song came on. I figured it was just your normal 80s music and then after a while I caught on to the lyrics.

:music:
The other night I was strokin´ my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
´Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don´t stroke so fast
If my stuff ain´t tight enough, you can stick it up my...´ WOO!
:music:

:laugh:

 

[Stinkfinger]

Its good to see we have some King Missle afficionados around here. So I'll throw another one out there: Cheescake Truck.

But the all-time, granddaddy of them all is by Willie D. Its called I Need Some Pussy. It's done so straight faced that you'd think it was for comedic flair. Alas, that's not the case, I believe that Willie really thinks of himself this way. If you're not rolling when the chorus comes around, you have no funny bone.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Black88GTA
Anything by Bobby Jimmy and the Critters.

Some Lyrics

:thumbsup:

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

You Won't Succeed on Broadway
Spamalot

 

[codeyf]

Ding-a-ling Song (Heard it on the radio in Hawaii a few years ago)
Uncle Fvcker - South Park
Just Don't Bite It - NWA

 

[IronWing]

The Impressionists Two Step

 

[DangerAardvark]

Tenacious D - anything
Stephen Lynch - anything
Corky and the Juice Pigs - anything

Listen to them or death. Seriously.