Firt thing that came to mind was
Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues - Todd Snider
then
One Piece at a Time - Johnny Cash
I'm sure there are funnier ones.
Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues - Todd Snider
then
One Piece at a Time - Johnny Cash
I'm sure there are funnier ones.
It went something like this:
The bears are everywhere
Beware!
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
Beware!
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
The bears
They don't care who they scare!
You got to beware.
In the mountains,
in the city,
Even out at Pismo beach,
your never out of reach of
the bear!
Can't find it anymore on any lyrics index. Even asked Dr. Demento but he didn't reply.
They used to play it in mid-1960s. Sure would like to find it for my kids.
The bears are everywhere
Beware!
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
Beware!
LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
The bears
They don't care who they scare!
You got to beware.
In the mountains,
in the city,
Even out at Pismo beach,
your never out of reach of
the bear!
Can't find it anymore on any lyrics index. Even asked Dr. Demento but he didn't reply.
They used to play it in mid-1960s. Sure would like to find it for my kids.
zerocool84
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UncleWai
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Anything by macy gray. I think it's extremely funny that people have kept the joke that is her voice going on for so long.
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One of my favorites
Jim Croce - Ball of Kerrymuir
Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
And when the Ball was over, there were four-and-twenty less,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all..
There was doin' in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,
But ya couldn't a hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The undertaker, he was there, all wrapped up in a shroud,
Swingin' from the chandelier, and peein' on the crowd,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The village cripple, he was there, ah he could not do much,
So he lined the ladies against the wall, and he did 'em with his crutch,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
Miss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,
Some posies in her hand, and a carrot in her(unintelligible mumble),
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The Village postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,
He could not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The Village Magician, he was there, he gave us all a laugh,
He pulled his foreskin over his head, and he vanished up his ass,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
Jim Croce - Ball of Kerrymuir
Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
And when the Ball was over, there were four-and-twenty less,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all..
There was doin' in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,
But ya couldn't a hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The undertaker, he was there, all wrapped up in a shroud,
Swingin' from the chandelier, and peein' on the crowd,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The village cripple, he was there, ah he could not do much,
So he lined the ladies against the wall, and he did 'em with his crutch,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
Miss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,
Some posies in her hand, and a carrot in her(unintelligible mumble),
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The Village postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,
He could not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The Village Magician, he was there, he gave us all a laugh,
He pulled his foreskin over his head, and he vanished up his ass,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
theknight571
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- Mar 23, 2001
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The Bum Bum Song. I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum, and shoot poo all over the place. POOPOO
DivideBYZero
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