Whats the dumbest thing youhave ever done.

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nateholtrop

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I will start..


A few months ago never had a drug test before in my life i go to the clinic they give me a cup and tell me do my business and point me to a room with a toilet. I ask for a magazine and the lady says it only takes most people a minute or two and to just relax. So i go in and start doing my business ya know chokin the chicken floggin the dolphin...the nurse knocks and asks if i am ok about 10 mins later..i say almost done and manage to get it all in the cup i walk out with a smle....the nurse gives me a look of shock and says uhh no we needed a urine sample. So i go back in top it off and walk out the door never saying anything.

ok so thats my story..

nate
 
Zenmervolt

Zenmervolt

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For your sake, I really hope that's just a ploy to get people to admit to things they have done. As for me, there's either the time I hooked up a 33 9-volt batteries (297 volts) and intentionally shocked myself to see what it was like, or my habit of testing phone cord by touching it to my tongue. The latter is fine, although I have yet to do it at the same time someone calls the line...

EDIT: <<once when i wasnt paying attention i walked into the girls locker room>>

I'm so sure you weren't paying attention. ;)

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rippy

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:( poor nateholtrop, all he wanted was some sympathetic stories, and we all point and laugh at him.

hehehehe

sorry man... can't help it. *hands nateholtrop a cookie*
 
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Viperoni

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Dumbest thing would probably have to be 87 in a 65.
STUPID STUPID STUPID!
It's one of the things I most regret for the longest while....dunno why :eek: :confused:
 
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Static911

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ok, that WAS pretty FUNNY!

Worst I done, walked into girls bathroom at a church retreat..

LUCKILY, no one was in there; BUT, as I walked out, I looked up and realized, there were no urinals in there...

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dman

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I'm sure that's a joke I've heard before, but, I'm not sure you are repeating it.

That said, in the drug test I took (job requirement), the nurse had to be in the same room as me during the process. She turned her back, but, I'd think they'd know the tell tale sounds of non-compliance--hence I don't think you'd get 10minutes to complete the task.


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compuwiz1

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Without going into great detail, let's just say I came to one of life's forks in the road a few years ago, and in hindsight, took the wrong direction. ;)
 
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lebe0024

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I'm really STOOPID when I first get up to the sound of my alarm. There was one of those big canisters of Quaker Oats sitting on my desk. One morning, when my alarm went off, I frantically tried to turn it off by pouring the Quaker oats all over my alarm clock. What a mess.
 
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datalink7

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I think you are lying. But I have to say, I have never laughed so hard at anything posted here. LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Nice post even if it is made up.
 
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JACKHAMMER

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<< Without going into great detail, let's just say I came to one of life's forks in the road a few years ago, and in hindsight, took the wrong direction. >>




If I am thinking of the right thing, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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