This goes way back... back to my elementary school days...
I had a big ol' crush on this one girl, but so did this other kid. Well, I though that if I kicked his ass, the object of my affection would think me the better man. So, I proceed to beat the poop out of the little twerp.
Ah, but you see... my plan back fired. She ended up "going out" with him instead!
(Plus, a few days later, his friends jumped me.)
Pathetic? You decide... 🙂