Whats the Dumbest thing you ever did to impress a Chick?

[Texmaster]

Some buddies and I were just talking about this.


One guy paid for a moonlight cruise on a lake for the First date.

I sang on stange in front of the school

Another guy Got up every Saturaday morning for a month to drive one chick to her job


That last one is just wrong.

 

[StormRider]

Being myself -- BIG MISTAKE!!!!

 

[nateholtrop]

carried her books

nate

 

[MichaelD]

OMG, which chick and which dumb thing? Let's see:

1. Got a tattoo with her name on it. (stupid, stupid, stupid and dumb@ss dumb! I was 18....'nuff said!)
2. Beat up exboyfriend who wouldn't stop calling.
3. Got beat up by exboyfriend and three of his friends (payback's a bitch!)
4. Rode subway with her to work then rode back home. Was unemployed at the time. Got up at 0600 and the whole thing was a two-hour round trip. Did this for about a month or so.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. Women have been my #1 passion and my number one source of trouble and problems for the past 18 years...I don't see it stopping anytime soon either! I love 'em!

 

[chechi]

Licked her ass on the first date.

 

[Texmaster]

<< OMG, which chick and which dumb thing? Let's see:

1. Got a tattoo with her name on it. (stupid, stupid, stupid and dumb@ss dumb! I was 18....'nuff said!)
2. Beat up exboyfriend who wouldn't stop calling.
3. Got beat up by exboyfriend and three of his friends (payback's a bitch!)
4. Rode subway with her to work then rode back home. Was unemployed at the time. Got up at 0600 and the whole thing was a two-hour round trip. Did this for about a month or so.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. Women have been my #1 passion and my number one source of trouble and problems for the past 18 years...I don't see it stopping anytime soon either! I love 'em! >>



LOL Great post. I love #2 btw not a fan of #3

 

[geno]

bought her flowers (90 bucks for long stemmed roses isn't great when you have NO MONEY to spend), gave her money if she needed it (she had a baby to take care of), gave her 50 bucks to get her hair done for prom (and she wasn't going with me!), offered her rides to work whenever she needed...

I've been done with that stuff for a looong time now - it's kinda sad looking back on it, isn't it?

 

[StormRider]

Try to get a tatoo on my penis with her name on it. The guy complained that he didn't think he could write that small and turned me away....

 

[MichaelD]

Ah, the things we do for nookie...er...love, yeah, LOVE, riiiiighttttttt (Dr. Evil Voice)

 

[iamwiz82]

<< bought her flowers (90 bucks for long stemmed roses isn't great when you have NO MONEY to spend), gave her money if she needed it (she had a baby to take care of), gave her 50 bucks to get her hair done for prom (and she wasn't going with me!), offered her rides to work whenever she needed...

I've been done with that stuff for a looong time now - it's kinda sad looking back on it, isn't it? >>



she wa sin high school and had a kid?!? I wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot pole.

 

[mrCide]

too much.. i'm so naive.


/me needs to stop being so thoughtful

 

[tommigsr]

sigh...the things we do for the girls we like... i got nekid once, and i never saw her again

 

[veryape]

I stole my current fiancee from my best friend. Don't regret it but it really was wrong. I tell myself I was in the right because he constantly hit her and treated her like crap. Besides that we met her at the same time,he just acted quicker.

 

[HelloBrother]

We used to get up on a bus..sit there holding our hands. Go, wherever the bus goes. Again get back in the same bus same way to the end of the route...and so on...longest strech was maybe like 10 hrs...(got nookie with this one)

I used to let her(not the same her) copy from me during exams....(got the enjoyment of watching her in her underwears)

At 8th grade, I rang the bell of her(another one) house, and when I realised she was coming to open the door I ran for covers. Sometime later, her mom called my mom up and asked why did I flee....so embarrassing....sheeshhh(got nothing)

The list is endless....

 

[MikeO]

<< Licked her ass on the first date. >>



Literally? I hope she had washed :Q

 

[Bellgoody]

Married her.
Youth does not have a monopoly on stupidity.

 

[bleeb]

bought her flowers (90 bucks for long stemmed roses isn't great when you have NO MONEY to spend), gave her money if she needed it (she had a baby to take care of), gave her 50 bucks to get her hair done for prom (and she wasn't going with me!), offered her rides to work whenever she needed...

I've been done with that stuff for a looong time now - it's kinda sad looking back on it, isn't it?


This is a classic case of being played.

 

[Elledan]

<< Ah, the things we do for nookie...er...love, yeah, LOVE, riiiiighttttttt (Dr. Evil Voice) >>

ROFL!

 

[ttn1]

Alright, I'll add my stupidity to the pot.

Threw a surprise birthday party with all of her friends that I knew. We were on our 3rd year of a serious relationship.

She didn't show up because she was "studying" with the guy she dumped me for about a month later.

Ahh. Hindsight is 20/20.

Stupid.Stupid.Stupid.Stupid. [As I walk around in circles hitting my head with my fist]

ttn1

 

[ATLien247]

This goes way back... back to my elementary school days...

I had a big ol' crush on this one girl, but so did this other kid. Well, I though that if I kicked his ass, the object of my affection would think me the better man. So, I proceed to beat the poop out of the little twerp.

Ah, but you see... my plan back fired. She ended up "going out" with him instead!

(Plus, a few days later, his friends jumped me.)

Pathetic? You decide...

 

[Remedy]

<< Licked her ass on the first date. >>



I did that too and still do it, must be a festish

 

[frizzlefry]

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<< Licked her ass on the first date. >>



I did that too and still do it, must be a festish >>


Tongue in? Ugh! Licking ass eh? She better damn well wash all of it b4 play time.

Dumbest thing..... hmmmmmm........

You guys ever hear of the rodeo? It's where you're doing her from behind, you grab her hair leash style, and you whisper someone else's name...... hold on for dear life! j/k just had to get that one out of my system.

I once/still spend way too much of my money on my GF. Flowers every once in a while run around $50-$100. Nice dinners around $100/night. That used to be about 2-3 times a week. Now I've calemd down a bit and it's once a week. Oh and then vacations here and there. Plus can't forget the gifts. Every GD b1tch out there would love to be with me. But I got me a non GD good family girl now. Still spend the big money every once in a while but we're learning to control our spending (damn! and I just promised her I would buy her a $600 set of clubs). oh well such is life and keeping a happy relationship

 

[Static911]

Bought a girl two watches for total of $1,250 in span of 2 months. She didn't like first one, so I bought another one. LOL, $1,250...