What's the dumbest thing that makes you happy?

[Bulk Beef]

A friend of mine asked me this a long time ago, and another friend said "Cheap gas", which I thought was a pretty good answer. It took me two years of pondering to come up with mine.

The dumbest thing that makes me happy is when I buy a pack of cigarettes, ask for matches, and the clerk gives me TWO books of matches instead of just one. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

 

[worth]

Warm socks.

 

[tweakmm]

<< The dumbest thing that makes me happy is when I buy a pack of cigarettes, ask for matches, and the clerk gives me TWO books of matches instead of just one. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. >>


matches? EWWW... those are such a pain to use... wait... I'm not talking about cigarrettes

 

[Alligator]

thats a toughie.
have to get back 2 U

 

[gittyup]

What's the dumbest thing that makes you happy?

Not hitting any red lights on the way to where I am going.

 

[AreaCode707]

When the door lock on my apartment DOOR agrees to open easily instead of me having to pull the door a millimeter towards me to make it open smoothly. Makes my day.

Edited to make the nitpickers happy.

 

[Rallispec]

the smell of leather

 

[Alligator]

i never mind opening your apartment without opening the door first.
that is just me

 

[AaronP]

a cold pillow when I first put my head on it. The guy who invents a pillow cooling device so you never have to turn them over will become a billionaire.

 

[HydroStream6]

making her laugh.

 

[Rallispec]

<< making her laugh. >>



i dont think that is something dumb.. i love that too.. and i love to see her smile.

 

[Alligator]

learn how to give her an orgasm

 

[Bulk Beef]

<<

<< making her laugh. >>



i dont think that is something dumb.. i love that too.. and i love to see her smile. >>

I agree. "Making her laugh" actually has some value, while a book of matches... not so much.



<< When the door lock on my apartment DOOR agrees to open easily instead of me having to pull the door a millimeter towards me to make it open smoothly. Makes my day. >>

That is sufficiently dumb.

 

[notfred]

Sex. I mean, really, you turn your brain off everytme you do it, how much dumber can you get?

 

[Geekbabe]

when my eyeliner goes on perfect on both eyes on the 1st try

 

[toph99]

<< a cold pillow when I first put my head on it. The guy who invents a pillow cooling device so you never have to turn them over will become a billionaire. >>




yes!!! that and hot socks/boxers out of the dryer on a cold day

 

[Brian Mc]

<< a cold pillow when I first put my head on it. The guy who invents a pillow cooling device so you never have to turn them over will become a billionaire. >>



Such a product already exists: Link

 

[TheBlondOne]

waking up on my own....so that I don't have to have the stupid alarm do it for me.

--Sarah

 

[AreaCode707]

<<

<< When the door lock on my apartment DOOR agrees to open easily instead of me having to pull the door a millimeter towards me to make it open smoothly. Makes my day. >>

That is sufficiently dumb. >>


Thank you. It was the best I could come up with.

 

[raptor13]

Sitting down without having to adjust my pants always makes me happy. I feel like such a dork when I sit down and my pants pull up making me look like I've got on high-waters or something. Sometimes it doesn't happen though and, on those occasions, I always take note because it makes me happy.

 

[Bulk Beef]

<< Sitting down without having to adjust my pants always makes me happy. I feel like such a dork when I sit down and my pants pull up making me look like I've got on high-waters or something. Sometimes it doesn't happen though and, on those occasions, I always take note because it makes me happy. >>

Excellent. This is exactly the kind of thing I'm looking for. Well done.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Well, there's this one girl I know... j/k

This is a deceptively hard question actually. Probably keeping my 14 year old, 205,000 mile car running despite it being more sensible to buy a newer car. I don't know why, but I'd do just about anything to keep my old Honda.

ZV

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

I like it when I am reimbursed for my monthly expenses from my employer! Does that count?

 

[Masas]

doing stuff in one SWOOPING motion

 

[Elita1]

Not sure if this counts as dumb, but finding money in a pocket or part of your wallet you hadn't checked in ages.
It's a neat thing.

AaronP's chilly pillow thing is so very true...I'd like to add wiggling my toes in cool sheets to that one. Silly but oh, it's so nice