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What's the craziest nickname of a person you know?

InFecTed

InFecTed

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I have a buddy with nickname "Jesus". I was real funny when he called at home and my mother (she is used to that nickname too) told me Jesus is on the phone:Q
 
Uhmm, does the person have to know we have given him that nickname? I think it's mean of us, but are used to calling this guy we know a "troll". Don't ask me why we did, now the name just sticks.
 
I have a friend whose nick is "Redeye", which is a reference to the rear orifice. He's had that nick for years and earned it due to acting like an @sshole too many times. It drives his wife crazy when we call him that, she feels it's completely insulting.
 
I knew a guy in high school that everyone called "boner" because he got a boner in the shower his freshman year.
 
Lead Salad. We were all watching Fight Club, and in one of the scenes, Tyler Durden tells one guy he is going to give him a lead salad. One of my friends just started laughing so much at that terrible line, that thats what we ended up calling him.
 
We knew this guy in college who was called Eight Ball. He had real bad eyes and owned a 4 foot bong. We had no idea why he was called that.
 
theres a guy we call skin flute, hes in the high school band and plays the flute or clarinet or somethin, hes also acts like a homosexual, has the lisp and everything, we just came up with it one day and it stuck ever since.
 
I was on the boy's cross country team in HS, and the girls team used to call one of our coaches "Holy-Holy" because he'd always preach to them during the runs about Jesus.
 
There was this guy in our dorm at the USAF base that was called "Towel Rack". His roommate gave him that name when he walked in on him spanking it and he threw a towel over himself to cover up. The incident and the name became a common topic in the dorm and at work. Even the girls in the squadron would call him that.
 
One of my college buddies was commonly called "Douche-bag." It was basically a progression from "Schea" (his last name) to "Dou-Schea" to "Douche-Bag." (I'm not sure he ever fully understood what it meant... 🙂)
 
when I first met my *now* best friend - my other friend's introduced him to me as "dork"
that had been his nickname since jr. high

I didn't even find out his real name until a year later when he transferred to our high school & was speaking with an old friend of his who called me "the draconian" due to a Dungeons & Dragons based short story I made him proof-read from english class.

"dork" walked up to me & said "hey, why does Clay call you 'the draconian'?"
I said "have you ever heard of D&D?"

of course - he had, we're both big fantasy buffs & we've been best friend's ever since.

he's actually registered on AT as "d0Rk" - almost past jr. member now.
 
we call a friend of ours OGB. it came from the into to the MTV movie awards one year where Ben Stiller was holding a guinea pig and talking about the awards, and he called the guinea pig OGB (Old Guinea Bastard). So I though, "hey, we should give someone that nickname, and make it stick." Well we picked our roommate Adam, and he has been OGB ever since. no one thought it would stick, but we proved that it could, now everyone calls him that.

 
Originally posted by: BigJohnKC
I knew a guy in high school that everyone called "boner" because he got a boner in the shower his freshman year.
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Haha I know someone named Boner too. Sad part is, even some of his family members call him that. :Q
 
I call my best friend Marshal sometimes. He responds "your highness". (its a long story).

My other roommate we used to call Barbie because his last name sounds like that.

I call another friend of mine Admiral Yamammoto because he only likes asian girls.
 
Originally posted by: Beau6183

BTW, it's not because of the reason that BigJohn gave.... My friends just thought they were clever.
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whatever the reason is, i'll be making good use of the nickname. 😀
 
I was fully aware of that. I've been called that lovingly for as long as I can remember, I'm sure I've been numbed to it by now 😉
 
Originally posted by: Beau6183
I was fully aware of that. I've been called that lovingly for as long as I can remember, I'm sure I've been numbed to it by now 😉
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well, it is no fun then. what about a different name....how about 'assrocket'? would it bother you if i called you that?
 
THese names are all for the same kid...Masturbatory, white passion, blanc passion, blanc passion deu, hero to us all, Spaniard(as in, you're not gladiator anymore, you're merely the spaniard)
Among other things we used to tell this kid...he takesit really well and he isa nice kid and a good friend..but I used to tell him he walked amongst me not with me...
and we used to also say...masturbatory has courage...maybe not on the battlefield but there are many forms of courage
 
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