IHateMyJob2004
Lifer
Originally posted by: minendo
Had sex with the bosses daughter on his desk.
OH MY GOD.
You are joking, right?
Originally posted by: minendo
Had sex with the bosses daughter on his desk.
Originally posted by: FoBoT
the worst thing i did while i was in the Navy:
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Originally posted by: Doboji
I knocked a toddler unconcsious with a pancake plate at IHOP... was a waiter at the time
-Max
Whoa... C'mon, we need more than that! What was the parents' reaction? :QOriginally posted by: Doboji
I knocked a toddler unconcsious with a pancake plate at IHOP... was a waiter at the time
-Max
And you're not gonna tell us why that turned out to be a mistake?Originally posted by: minendo
Had sex with the bosses daughter on his desk.
He came back from lunch early.Originally posted by: phantom309
And you're not gonna tell us why that turned out to be a mistake?Originally posted by: minendo
Had sex with the bosses daughter on his desk.
Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Whoa... C'mon, we need more than that! What was the parents' reaction? :QOriginally posted by: Doboji
I knocked a toddler unconcsious with a pancake plate at IHOP... was a waiter at the time
-Max
Originally posted by: amish
Originally posted by: Doboji
I knocked a toddler unconcsious with a pancake plate at IHOP... was a waiter at the time
-Max
holy sh!t, did you loose your job?
mine sucks compared to that. my supervisor and manager come to my cubicle and ask me to come outside so they could talk to me. the company was going thru a downsizing at the time so i thought, great i'm getting the axe. as we walk out i turn to them and blurt out "you guys suck."
luckily they laughed it off and i'm still employed.
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
Originally posted by: amish
Originally posted by: Doboji
I knocked a toddler unconcsious with a pancake plate at IHOP... was a waiter at the time
-Max
holy sh!t, did you loose your job?
mine sucks compared to that. my supervisor and manager come to my cubicle and ask me to come outside so they could talk to me. the company was going thru a downsizing at the time so i thought, great i'm getting the axe. as we walk out i turn to them and blurt out "you guys suck."
luckily they laughed it off and i'm still employed.
And they talked to you about ....
Originally posted by: FoBoT
Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: FoBoT
the worst thing i did while i was in the Navy:
while the nuclear reactor was shutdown, i ran the reactor coolant pumps in Fast speed for some maintenance while the coolant system pressure/temp was too low. i got disqualified from my watchstation
the danger of doing this is the shock/stress can cause brittle fracture of the reactor vessel, the sudden catastrophic failure of the steel shell holding the reactor core
but nothing bad happened (to the reactor), just to me. i had to do a bunch of re-studying of the pressure-temperature curves we operate in and interview with several people to make sure i re-learned the stuff i messed up
didn't Homer do that once? 😉
i think homer actually caused a nuclear accident (or more than one perhaps?) , this didn't cause any problems to the physical plant. technically, what i did was not record/verify the temp/pressure before running the pumps. it wasn't until several weeks later someone was reviewing the logs books and noticed that we didn't log the temp/pressure at the time we logged switching the pumps. so i might have checked, but since i didn't record it, i/we couldn't prove the condition of the plant at the time.
anyway, there are no "Homer Simpsons" in the US Navy Nuclear Power Program, so don't worry too much 😉
Originally posted by: Taggart
I worked for a company that administers 401k plans for companies. Basically they maintain databases of user information and process contributions, withdrawals, etc for each employee on a daily basis. Anyway, I had the responsibility of making sure a batch file from the client that contained new employee contributions posted to the system every 2 weeks (they were paid bi-weekly). These files contained literally 1000's of contributions, since it represented every employee in the company that contributed to their 401k!
Now keep in mind that since we changed most accounts on a daily basis, and every change to an account could effect many different parts of an account, we had to make sure new information was posted precisely the first time or user accounts could be valued incorrectly (i.e. the wrong 401k balance!) I forgot to have an 'off-cycle' file on a holiday post, but luckily it was only like 20 employees or so (it could have been 1000's, which would have been a disaster!) That's probably my bigggest mistake on the job.