What's the best/worst sig that you've seen lately ?

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Wahsapa

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Originally posted by: user1234
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
n0cmonkeys sig was good:
"All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted. -- Missionaria Protectiva, Text QIV (decto)" :thumbsup:

the sig virus one is retarded


I fell asleep half way thru your "good" sig

thats because you probably need a higher education
 

xcript

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Originally posted by: user1234
What's the best/worst sig that you've seen lately ?
Yours is definitely the worst I've seen recently.

I don't know about the best, but I do like pancakes.
 

SWScorch

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Mine was pretty good, I thought. I had "Every so often I try to masturbate a large word into my conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means." Apparently it was deemed unacceptable though, even though it doesn't even reference the actual act, and others do. Oh well. Mine sucks ass right now.
 

Koing

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It was this to this affect:

"When I talk dirty to a girl it is harassment but when a girl talks dirty to me it is .99c a minute"
 

SWScorch

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Originally posted by: user1234
Sounds like a boring book, I'll read it only if there's a one page summary

Frank Herbert is the greatest author known to man; his books may be loquacious, even sententious, but never boring.
 

user1234

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How about this one:

Grown ups are a bunch of childish morons.....well, at least most of them are
 

DrPizza

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I had saved this from Scottymac's sig:
There are two techniques for arguing with a Female: Neither one works.

Never were truer words spoken.
 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: Koing
It was this to this affect:

"When I talk dirty to a girl it is harassment but when a girl talks dirty to me it is .99c a minute"
heh, made me chuckle. so, not too shabby.
 

Ricochet

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Not claiming to be the best by any means, but Calvin &amp; Hobbes has some good quotes.
 

Wahsapa

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Originally posted by: user1234
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
Originally posted by: user1234
Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Originally posted by: user1234
Herbert who ?

Frank Herbert, author of the book from which that quote was taken.


Sounds like a boring book, I'll read it only if there's a one page summary

how old are you?


I assume "you" is meant in plural form ?

and, i'll assume "you" went to public school.

plu·ral
adj.
1. Relating to or composed of more than one member, set, or kind: the plural meanings of a text; a plural society.
2. Grammar. Of or being a grammatical form that designates more than one of the things specified.

n. Grammar
1. The plural number or form.
2. A word or term in the plural form.

you
pron.
1. Used to refer to the one or ones being addressed: I'll lend you the book. You shouldn't work so hard.
2. Used to refer to an indefinitely specified person; one: You can't win them all.
3. Nonstandard. Used reflexively as the indirect object of a verb: You might want to get you another pair of shoes.
 

TreyRandom

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Originally posted by: user1234
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
Originally posted by: user1234

I assume "you" is meant in plural form ?

and, i'll assume "you" went to public school.

by "public", I assume you mean to disenfranchise private schools

What the heck is that supposed to mean? By his assuming that you went to public school, you assume he means to ensure that private schools can no longer be allowed to exist? :confused:

Absolutely brilliant. :roll:

Perhaps you should stop trying to sound important and put away the two-dollar four-syllable words until you know in what situations to use them properly. Just a suggestion. Or, feel free to ignore me and continue to sound ignorant. It doesn't much matter to me - you're sort of entertaining to watch, in a morbid, train-wreckish sorta way.