What's the best way to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear...

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the lamentation of their women?


It's Columbus Day and I have some free time.
 

oddyager

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First, build lots of muscles by doing some manual task... like pushing an old grain grinder.
Second, get picked up by a wandering troupe of gladiators
Third, find yourself a sword (preferably the iron kind and preferably found in a tomb of somebody)
Fourth, avenge the death of your parents
 

IronWing

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What's the best way to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women?


It's Columbus Day and I have some free time.
Try introducing Christianity. Works every time. ():)
 

BoomerD

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It's not something that can be quickly learned over the internet. It takes dedication and hard work. Plus, being born into the "right" family helps quite a bit.

There's no better way to learn than by watching your father crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women...at his feet. In time, IF you learn well, he'll give you the opportunity to try it yourself...probably with a small village at first, then, as your skill improves, he'll let you move on to bigger enemies...and eventually, on to entire civilizations.

Everyone knows this.
 

BoomerD

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Physical violence against women.

BAN.

Someone doesn't know what lamentation means...

Noun 1. lamentation - a cry of sorrow and grief; "their pitiful laments could be heard throughout the ward"


Physical violence against wimmenz not found.
 
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