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what's the best sig you've seen ?

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I like the ones where its says something about not wanting to die until your 50 running away from a 16yo's dad then tripping on a halucinagenec fence and getting hit by a beer truck.

Or the one that a goes a like a this a "I want to die like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not like the rest of the people screaming in his car."

I like the one in howards sig area too
 
I wonder if this would fit in my sig?

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Originally posted by: Actaeon
"Sixteen hours after deciding to end it all and writing the note, I realized that my plan for a slow but painless suicide by masturbation was not working."
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That one's my favorite. My old one was also good, as it actually happened to me in a strip club.
As she was trying (unsuccessfully) to untuck my shirt, she said, "I love guys in tight jeans." I replied, "They're not supposed to be tight, I just got fat."
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Oh, and I do like the grandfather one. It reminds me of the Hertz Rent-a-Car commercial with the Aromatherapy candles. Awesome commercial.
 
no one said "I'm gonna name my kids control, alt, and delete. If I get any lip, I'll hit them all twice and the problem will be fixed."

🙁
 
I like this one


"Sixteen hours after deciding to end it all and writing the note, I realized that my plan for a slow but painless suicide by masturbation was not working."
 
Originally posted by: iamwiz82
no one said "I'm gonna name my kids control, alt, and delete. If I get any lip, I'll hit them all twice and the problem will be fixed."

🙁
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funny.
 
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