What's the best/quickest way to get $400 by 3/1?

[Joyride]

I just ran some numbers with the bills due and how much is in my bank account and I need $400 to make rent by March 1.

Other then a job what is the easiest way to make that $400?

 

[Rahminator]

manwhore?

 

[TallBill]

work a few days at my job?

 

[RedRooster]

internet broadcasted self castration?

 

[N8Magic]

Sperm/blood/any bodily fluid you can sell donor.

 

[Joyride]

How much do they pay for a kidney or some not quite vital organ?

 

[N8Magic]

<< How much do they pay for a kidney or some not quite vital organ? >>



I suggest you save those for the loan sharks.

 

[Masas]

<< How much do they pay for a kidney or some not quite vital organ? >>



...
i HOPE you're kidding
and kidneys probably go for more than 400...

 

[CSoup]

<< How much do they pay for a kidney or some not quite vital organ? >>



Probably in the many K range. I hear there is an underground industry of stolen organs.

 

[Pr0Hawk]

This reminds me of the episode of Married with children when Al Bundi goes to 10 blood banks to donate blood

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

Organs don't go for s.h.i.t.

Get a job. That is the easiest way.

 

[simms]

<<

<< How much do they pay for a kidney or some not quite vital organ? >>



...
i HOPE you're kidding
and kidneys probably go for more than 400... >>



....i do hope you're kidding..man. that desperate? get a job, no jks...you could make 400 easily.

 

[prodigy]

<< Sperm/blood/any bodily fluid you can sell donor. >>

 

[vi edit]

You could probably make about $150 selling plasma.

Sell some computer parts on the fs/t board for another $100.

Then try to borrow from a friend/family member for the other $150.

 

[dirtboy]

<< manwhore? >>



That's what I was thinking!

 

[4nic8]

i sugest manwhoring

 

[b0mbrman]

He can't get a job by the 1st of march though...Maybe you can sell some crap

 

[Joyride]

<< You could probably make about $150 selling plasma. >>



That as painless as giving blood?

 

[Koing]

sell a testicle.......

I read in the papers that a usa hospital in one state will give $50k for one testicle. You got two so DON'T BE GREEDY!! give it up. You can make do with one...lol...

but man they give $50k!!!!

lol

 

[b0mbrman]

<< i sugest manwhoring >>


Well...looks like ATOT has spoken joyride...

 

[tm37]

I'm guessing you could get about $400 for that system in your MY rigs Page!

 

[Viper GTS]

You have two weeks, surely you can find something:

- Work OT
- 2nd/3rd/4th job

Viper GTS

 

[Jimbo]

<< sell a testicle.......I read in the papers that a usa hospital in one state will give $50k for one testicle. You got two so DON'T BE GREEDY!! give it up. You can make do with one...lol..but man they give $50k!!!!
>>


I want a link dude!!!

Let's see... If I castrate just one skid row wino a day... That's a bunch of money!
Just how much time would you do for forcibly stealing someone's testiculars?

 

[aphex]

<< manwhore >>

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

sell drugs? You could make 400 in a couple of hours if you do it right