What's the best movie quote EVAR?

FleshLight

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I think it has to be from Snatch.

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh-t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
 

BDawg

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Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don't want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand to post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Teh Winnar!
 

Slacker

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VINCENT: Goddamn! That's a pretty fvckin' good milk shake.

MIA: Told ya.

VINCENT: I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fvckin' good.
 

hjo3

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CB: Uh, who's car is that out front?
LB: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
 

anxi80

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Jul 7, 2002
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so many to choose from...here are my personal favorites:

Norman Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
Benny: What do you mean "everyone"?
Norman Stansfield: EVERYOOOOOONNNNNNNE!

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

Michael Corleone: I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
 

JonnyStarks

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"Hail to the King, baby"

Ok, probably not the best line ever, but I just saw the movie for the first time and it killed me the entire way through
 

DingDingDao

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Terrible movie, but funny line:

"Fsck you, fsck you, fsck you, you're cool, fsck you I'm out!"

--Half Baked
 

chuckywang

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Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


'nuff said.


Runner up:

Red: [Narrating] Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right. For the second time in my life I'm guilty of committing a crime: Parole Violation. 'Course I doubt they'll toss up any road blocks for that, not for an old crook like me. I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I imagine it's the excitement only a free man can feel. A free man at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border... I hope to see my friend and shake his hand... I hope the pacific is a blue as it has been in my dreams... I hope...
 

CrackRabbit

Lifer
Mar 30, 2001
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"This...is my boomstick! It's a 12 guage double barrelled Remington, S-mart's top of the line...you can find this in the sporting goods department...that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, colbalt blue steel, and a hair trigger."
 

n0cmonkey

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Jun 10, 2001
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Someone just paste the script to Army of Darkness.

Groovy.

Oh, and: It's good to be the king.
 

anxi80

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Jul 7, 2002
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Originally posted by: Cawchy87
"no no no, light speed is too slow. We must go to... LUDICRIS speed."
[gasp] ludicrous speed? sir, i dont think the ship can handle it!
 

BurnItDwn

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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hmm .... Short and sweet

Josey Wales: Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
 

CrackRabbit

Lifer
Mar 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: anxi80
Originally posted by: Cawchy87
"no no no, light speed is too slow. We must go to... LUDICRIS speed."
[gasp] ludicrous speed? sir, i dont think the ship can handle it!

What are you Col. Sanders? Chicken!?!?!!