what's the best JOB for a LAZY person?

[FoBoT]

human guinea pig

medical testing, there are a couple different facilities in KC where you can let them test new drugs on you and they pay you $$$

 

[Tremulant]

I would totally love to be a mattress tester.

My day job would be something awesome, like hanging out at the beach all day.

 

[MyThirdEye]

You should most likely kill yourself.

 

[oddyager]

some city government job

 

[compuwiz1]

Professional gambler?

 

[legoman666]

I second the nomination for speed bump

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: hellod9

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: edtsui
Security Guard

I went to Target the other day...and nearly broke the security guard in half! Well, not really...but he was the skinniest teenager I had ever seen...(And his glasses where taped together.)

The only problem, in terms of laziness, is that I think he has to stand up all day...instead of sitting on his ass.

/me thinks of the Seinfeld where George buys the security guard a chair

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: bctbct
I take moderator for $500 Alex :laugh:

And that would be $500 more dollars than any of us have ever been paid

Geekbabe

AnandTech Senior Moderator

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: bctbct
I take moderator for $500 Alex :laugh:

And that would be $500 more dollars than any of us have ever been paid

Geekbabe

AnandTech Senior Moderator

Way to play along.... :roll:


:laugh:

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: bctbct
I take moderator for $500 Alex :laugh:

And that would be $500 more dollars than any of us have ever been paid

Geekbabe

AnandTech Senior Moderator

Too bad for you, I just got a raise. I now have more lint in my pockets.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

NIGHT security guard

clint

 

[daveymark]

It depends. lazy like a fox? or just dumb lazy?

If you're smart but lazy (read: full of "potential" - you know who you are), then there's a ton of jobs out there. just plain lazy though, that's a tough one.

 

[maddogchen]

President of the United States

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: bctbct
I take moderator for $500 Alex :laugh:

And that would be $500 more dollars than any of us have ever been paid

Geekbabe

AnandTech Senior Moderator

Too bad for you, I just got a raise. I now have more lint in my pockets.

I'll see your pocket lint and raise you some belly button lint.

 

[Ktulu]

Security guard.

 

[bctbct]

Originally posted by: savoyboy
Soldier in Iraq

thats a pretty shitty thing to say. :thumbsdown:

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: bctbct

Originally posted by: savoyboy
Soldier in Iraq

thats a pretty shitty thing to say. :thumbsdown:

second that

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: bctbct
I take moderator for $500 Alex :laugh:

And that would be $500 more dollars than any of us have ever been paid

Geekbabe

AnandTech Senior Moderator

Too bad for you, I just got a raise. I now have more lint in my pockets.

O RLY?

 

[compnovice]

Here

 

[rpanic]

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ

Originally posted by: cardiac
Back in the 70's, we had a neighbor that worked for Sealy-Posturpedic, and he was a "mattress tester". He'd go to work at 10pm, get wired up to the sensors, then go to sleep. Get up at 6 am and go home. He was actually paid very well for that. He said he was the perfect example of the average American.....and that's what they wanted.

Bob

^^ I think we have a winner. No job could be better for a lazy person than to be paid for sleeping. :thumbsup:

I was scrolling down to put sleeping in and saw that someone beat me to it. Guy at college got a job testing beds and I think he was getting like 50k this was 10 years ago.

Has to be the winner

 

[Regs]

One-man-band.

 

[Gibson486]

marketing

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: savoyboy
Soldier in Iraq

Fuck you.

 

[Xyclone]

I'm pretty sure the people working at head shops are stoned 24/7, using their products for "tobacco use only."

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: compnovice
Here

Best... job... ever...?

 

[imported_weadjust]

Movie Reviewer. Like Roger Ebert