What's that one site where people can leave random confessions?

[bootymac]

I stick my fingers in my ass sometimes while masturbating. I've never really told anyone. The next girl I go out with, I'm going to ask her if she'd do me with a strap-on. I just hope she doesn't flip out.

Okay. WTF.

 

[bootymac]

I am a 13 year-old girl, and I have a boyfriend. He has gambling problems and is over 30 years old. I hope that a final showdown occurs where he ends up losing a bet and I have to sleep with his brother... who is bald.

WTF x2

 

[bootymac]

When I was little I would masterbate imagining that my cat got really big. Like as tall as the celing. I think thats pretty odd. I also used to do that with people, imagine that they got really tall.

Okay. Sorry. This one gets the WTF award

 

[bootymac]

I had a threesome with my sister and my cousin. We were at a family reniun and my whole family was there. It was getting really boring and i saw my sister go inside when i asked her wear she was going she said to the bathroom. She didn't come back for a really long time. I went to go chech on her when i walked into the bathroom she and my cousin were both masterbating together. They had a vibrater out and everything, i got a hard on right away, and started to masterbate with them the next thing i know i'm eating my sister out and my cousin is giving my a blowjob. i screwed both of them so hard and it felt so good. they both organsmed but we kept going for like 2 hours. after we were done a came on both of them. I felt so guilty the rest of the weekend but i loved it so much. I found myself masterbating to that night and when ever my cousin is over i sneek into her room when she sleeping and hump her and eat her out. I think she knows that i am doing it and i think my parents a suspecting something. By the way i'm only 13 and my sister is 17 and my cousin in 15.

This DEFINITELY gets the WTF award
Okay, they get worst and worst as I scroll down the list :Q

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: bootymac

I stick my fingers in my ass sometimes while masturbating. I've never really told anyone. The next girl I go out with, I'm going to ask her if she'd do me with a strap-on. I just hope she doesn't flip out.

Okay. WTF.

 

[bobbybe01]

Bootymac I give you WTF x 100000 because you kept posting

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Originally posted by: bootymac

I had a threesome with my sister and my cousin. We were at a family reniun and my whole family was there. It was getting really boring and i saw my sister go inside when i asked her wear she was going she said to the bathroom. She didn't come back for a really long time. I went to go chech on her when i walked into the bathroom she and my cousin were both masterbating together. They had a vibrater out and everything, i got a hard on right away, and started to masterbate with them the next thing i know i'm eating my sister out and my cousin is giving my a blowjob. i screwed both of them so hard and it felt so good. they both organsmed but we kept going for like 2 hours. after we were done a came on both of them. I felt so guilty the rest of the weekend but i loved it so much. I found myself masterbating to that night and when ever my cousin is over i sneek into her room when she sleeping and hump her and eat her out. I think she knows that i am doing it and i think my parents a suspecting something. By the way i'm only 13 and my sister is 17 and my cousin in 15.

This DEFINITELY gets the WTF award
Okay, they get worst and worst as I scroll down the list :Q

WOW! Just f'ing WOW!

Site is hilarious!====================> Bookmarked!

 

[neonerd]

i fantasise about licking the ooze between my 79 year old drama teachers fat layers

WTF

 

[mwtgg]

956404973 im 15 a girl and never been kissed

That's probably because she's ugly.

Am I the only one confused by this one?

161381891

i want to have gastric bypass surgery.

i hate the way i look, my girlfriend thinks i'm beautiful but it's not good enough.

thank god im a lesbian and don't have to put up with shallow male bullshit.


...i'm not even that fat.

 

[bigredguy]

I hate reading confessions about people cutting themselves. Nobody cares, and those stories aren't interesting at all. I couldn't care less if all of you cut all of your flesh from your body, so stop trying to get the attention. Also, i like reading ones about animal sex, so more of those plz tks.

Also, i once bouht 7 apples for a 2 dollars when in fact the sign clearly said 6, but the retarded cashier didn't notice. owned!

That's gotta be ATOT

 

447258772 i once had sex sex with a really hot guy at my work.
But the fuuny thing was it was in the butchers coolroom and im a vegetarian

 

[amish]

647726626 i use aol

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[yobarman]

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I once dumped a guy when he told me he had been molested as a child by his older sister. Not at the exact moment, but later, after I had time to think about how creepy that must have been. Plus he had a small penis. Okay, that might have been the real reason.