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MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
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Anyone know which one I'm talking about? People leave anonymous confessions for other people to read through
 
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MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
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bwahahaha

143243965 I found a letter written by my Dad to my Mom that said he'd be open to letting another man fu_ck her. That's some twisted sh_it considering they're supposed to be Christians.
 
mobobuff

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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382711970 i had sex with an ugly guy out of desperation. he had a small penis. he didn't know how to kiss. he had acne all over his back. i feel grossed out everytime it pops into my mind. i hope i never see him again.
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Sounds like Skywalker got laid.
 
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LOLyourFace

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Jun 1, 2002
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272907407 When I was a little boy, my father once put me up on the fire place mantel and told me to jump into his arms. I was hesitant at first, but he reassured me that he would catch me. "Look son, I am trying to teach you life long lessons," he exclaimed. With this in mind I closed my eyes and pushed off the edge of the shelf.

I was soon caught and placed back on the mantel of the fire place. This time, my father took a step back and said "ok son, do it again." Feeling the excitement from the last jump I trustingly pounced into my father's arms, was caught, and then placed back in my original position. This went on a number of times until my father was quite far from the fire place: "Ok, son jump!" As I lept to my father's outstreached arms, he suddenly stepped to the side.

I landed on my face and broke my nose. My father sternly announced: "lesson one- never trust anyone, not even your own father."


LOL WTF
 
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HonkeyDonk

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Oct 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
272907407 When I was a little boy, my father once put me up on the fire place mantel and told me to jump into his arms. I was hesitant at first, but he reassured me that he would catch me. "Look son, I am trying to teach you life long lessons," he exclaimed. With this in mind I closed my eyes and pushed off the edge of the shelf.

I was soon caught and placed back on the mantel of the fire place. This time, my father took a step back and said "ok son, do it again." Feeling the excitement from the last jump I trustingly pounced into my father's arms, was caught, and then placed back in my original position. This went on a number of times until my father was quite far from the fire place: "Ok, son jump!" As I lept to my father's outstreached arms, he suddenly stepped to the side.

I landed on my face and broke my nose. My father sternly announced: "lesson one- never trust anyone, not even your own father."


LOL WTF
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AHAHAHAH...LOL.

gotta be fake, but funny nonetheless hahahahah.
 
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bandana163

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Jul 2, 2003
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Originally posted by: mobobuff

382711970 i had sex with an ugly guy out of desperation. he had a small penis. he didn't know how to kiss. he had acne all over his back. i feel grossed out everytime it pops into my mind. i hope i never see him again.
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Sounds like Skywalker got laid.
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No kidding!
 
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Weeeman

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Jun 2, 2004
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sometimes when i am alone, if i feel like i am going to fart, i hold it in as long as i can. then i push it all out as hard as i can to make it as gross and loud as i can possibly make it. then, i try to smell it. even when they smell really bad, i still like the smell of my own fart.
im scared that if i get married, my husband will catch me farting and think im gross.
 
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HonkeyDonk

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Oct 14, 2001
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Originally posted by: Weeeman
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sometimes when i am alone, if i feel like i am going to fart, i hold it in as long as i can. then i push it all out as hard as i can to make it as gross and loud as i can possibly make it. then, i try to smell it. even when they smell really bad, i still like the smell of my own fart.
im scared that if i get married, my husband will catch me farting and think im gross.
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BWWUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
 
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GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
272907407 When I was a little boy, my father once put me up on the fire place mantel and told me to jump into his arms. I was hesitant at first, but he reassured me that he would catch me. "Look son, I am trying to teach you life long lessons," he exclaimed. With this in mind I closed my eyes and pushed off the edge of the shelf.

I was soon caught and placed back on the mantel of the fire place. This time, my father took a step back and said "ok son, do it again." Feeling the excitement from the last jump I trustingly pounced into my father's arms, was caught, and then placed back in my original position. This went on a number of times until my father was quite far from the fire place: "Ok, son jump!" As I lept to my father's outstreached arms, he suddenly stepped to the side.

I landed on my face and broke my nose. My father sternly announced: "lesson one- never trust anyone, not even your own father."


LOL WTF
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AHAHAHAH...LOL.

gotta be fake, but funny nonetheless hahahahah.
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:laugh:
 
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Beau

Lifer
Jun 25, 2001
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www.beauscott.com
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Anyone know which one I'm talking about? People leave anonymous confessions for other people to read through
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Was this yours?

http://grouphug.us/confessions/929406692



I've been having extra marital affairs for the past 5 years, in spite of the damage that I know that this would do to my wife and kids. Unfortunately, neither my wife or any of the other women that i've been sleeping with, know that deep down i want to be treated like a bitch by a pre-op transexual.
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ravana

ravana

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Jul 18, 2002
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What percentage of those could be true - my guess < 1%

The rest is for pure humor.
 
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MaxDSP

Lifer
May 15, 2001
10,056
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Originally posted by: Beau
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Anyone know which one I'm talking about? People leave anonymous confessions for other people to read through
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Was this yours?

http://grouphug.us/confessions/929406692



I've been having extra marital affairs for the past 5 years, in spite of the damage that I know that this would do to my wife and kids. Unfortunately, neither my wife or any of the other women that i've been sleeping with, know that deep down i want to be treated like a bitch by a pre-op transexual.
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:eek:...don't judge me
 
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Farvacola

Senior member
Jul 14, 2004
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I am a 13 year-old girl, and I have a boyfriend. He has gambling problems and is over 30 years old. I hope that a final showdown occurs where he ends up losing a bet and I have to sleep with his brother... who is bald.
LOL my personal fav
 
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