Originally posted by: Sasiki
Originally posted by: JEDI
and i wonder why the son of god is portrayed as fat, old, and rides in a reindeer sleigh. (dec 25=his bday, right?)
? Contrary to your thinking, the son of God is in no way meant to be portrayed by Santa. A lot of people have just forgotten or don't celebrate the true meaning of CHRISTmas.
Everyone knows Santa is just Jesus in a big red suit.
Flying reindeer? Yeah, come on. It's like three wishes. Turn water into wine, feed lots of people with one loaf of bread........hmm, still got one miracle left. Make reindeer fly!
That, or else someone owed Jesus money. "Yeah man, I'll pay you back - when reindeer fly! Ass! HAHAHAHA!"
Minutes later, a herd of reindeer flew in and stampeded the guy.