dennilfloss
Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
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Modelworks
Lifer
kinda long
grrl
Diamond Member
Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation while waiting in the LAX airport. The first lady was a California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm school!?" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well, for one thing, instead of saying 'Who gives a shit?' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious?'"
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."
Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.
"Charm school!?" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?"
The Southern lady responded, "Well, for one thing, instead of saying 'Who gives a shit?' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that precious?'"
HardcoreRobot
Lifer
"USP48HOURSDEC10".
Clair de Lune
Banned
http://www.myspace.com/rockthefatalflaw
LOL must be from my thread:
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2255623
LOL must be from my thread:
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2255623
AstroManLuca
Lifer
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/spo...sridingcamp/index.html
^^ that was me making a suggestion for a non-violent game in the PC gaming forum.
^^ that was me making a suggestion for a non-violent game in the PC gaming forum.
Brainonska511
Lifer
People say the glass is half full, but they don't say of what.
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