What's more scary redheads or clowns?

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alkemyst

alkemyst

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Many people claim to fear both...I don't really like either...it's rare for a redhead to be hot, although there are a few most of them seem to end up in porn.

There was a thread on them at Howard Stern's forums which got me thinking.
 
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Saint Michael

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Uh, clowns very often have red wigs, we can just look at clowns as a subset of redheads. A very scare subset.
 
Rubycon

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Rubber hoses like the ones used to run coolant to and from medium ic engines - will scare most clowns away. If not, properly handled it makes a formidable weapon to beat the shit out of the silly, stubborn clown!
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Rubber hoses like the ones used to run coolant to and from medium ic engines - will scare most clowns away. If not, properly handled it makes a formidable weapon to beat the shit out of the silly, stubborn clown!
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Hoses I thought were bait for a clown.
 
zinfamous

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Originally posted by: waggy
a good looking redhead is amazing. trouble is they are rare.
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those are usually the ones that die their hair red. IE, natural red hair can be rather appalling, the glamorized darker red hair on the super hotties that you see tends to be died. note that these super hotties are never pale like a true red head ;)
 
waggy

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: waggy
a good looking redhead is amazing. trouble is they are rare.
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those are usually the ones that die their hair red. IE, natural red hair can be rather appalling, the glamorized darker red hair on the super hotties that you see tends to be died. note that these super hotties are never pale like a true red head ;)
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i can't stand the died red hair. you can always tell them apart. as you said htey don't have the complexion of natural redhead.

I have known 3 natural very hot redheads. one of my first crush's was on a redhead girl. then in highschool there was a little redhead (4ft11) with a C cup. man she was hot. and knew one in college.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: waggy
a good looking redhead is amazing. trouble is they are rare.
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those are usually the ones that die their hair red. IE, natural red hair can be rather appalling, the glamorized darker red hair on the super hotties that you see tends to be died. note that these super hotties are never pale like a true red head ;)
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i can't stand the died red hair. you can always tell them apart. as you said htey don't have the complexion of natural redhead.

I have known 3 natural very hot redheads. one of my first crush's was on a redhead girl. then in highschool there was a little redhead (4ft11) with a C cup. man she was hot. and knew one in college.
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Guys...it's dyed. :)

Auburn <> red heads though.
 
Jeff7

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Originally posted by: Rubycon
Rubber hoses like the ones used to run coolant to and from medium ic engines - will scare most clowns away. If not, properly handled it makes a formidable weapon to beat the shit out of the silly, stubborn clown!
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He probably makes some amusing squeak with each hit, too.


I suddenly pictured another use for this, combined with another popular fixture of traditional children's parties:
Rope around clown's waist
Tie to tree
Distribute comedic rubber hoses to children
Piniata!
 
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