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Whats it like living in Austrailia?

FelixDeCat

FelixDeCat

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With the American economy going down hill fast so on and so forth, looking for something different and having a few airline miles to blow, how far could I get with like a one way ticket and about $300? :sneaky:
 
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Go for a walkabout in the outback, or perhaps kill the man who conned your mom, which caused your dad to kill her and himself.
 
It is a desolate expanse of desert and sheep with the occasional marsupial. Popular attractions that you can see would be kangaroo boxing, drunken boxing, and boxing drunks. While you are there, can you find out why they hate Americans so much?
 
Born2bwire said:
It is a desolate expanse of desert and sheep with the occasional marsupial. Popular attractions that you can see would be kangaroo boxing, drunken boxing, and boxing drunks. While you are there, can you find out why they hate Americans so much?
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Cool. Assuming I survive the first week, I was hoping to either sell blood plasma or pick up cans (or both) until I can get settled. Then maybe one day open up a bottled water plant being that those kangaroos, boxers and drunks might get thirsty in that desert thingy you were talking about.
 
FelixDeKat said:
Cool. Assuming I survive the first week, I was hoping to either sell blood plasma or pick up cans (or both) until I can get settled. Then maybe one day open up a bottled water plant being that those kangaroos, boxers and drunks might get thirsty in that desert thingy you were talking about.
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Don't worry, $300 USD is like a gajillioun Aussie dollars. You'll be able to drink a year's supply of Fosters on that kind of money.
 
FelixDeKat said:
Shucks! Am I going to like need a passport or something? If so, thats got to come out of the traveling budget. :'(
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You are suppose to get a visa as well, though they never seemed to check for it at customs, but maybe it noted under my passport number or something....

If you are going on a one way fare, you have to prove you can support yourself for XX amount of time, so that you won't be on their welfare or whatever...
 
Don't forget to hug a koala bear while you are there but watch out for drop bears while you are there...😉

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wiredspider said:
You are suppose to get a visa as well, though they never seemed to check for it at customs, but maybe it noted under my passport number or something....

If you are going on a one way fare, you have to prove you can support yourself for XX amount of time, so that you won't be on their welfare or whatever...
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Waitaminute! You are telling me that a visa and a passport aren't the same damned thing?! And whats this nonsense about proving this or that because I bought a one way fare? If I land in Melbourne they wont let me leave the airport because the ticket was one way? ...the bloody hell crap is that? You'd think they would appreciate an American illegal alien wondering around in search of the Austrailian dream.
 
The big problem with living in Australia is that all the blood rushes to your head. The locals have gotten used to it but it will mess you up for the first few weeks.
 
Born2bwire said:
It is a desolate expanse of desert and sheep with the occasional marsupial. Popular attractions that you can see would be kangaroo boxing, drunken boxing, and boxing drunks. While you are there, can you find out why they hate Americans so much?
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Its the whole world
 
FelixDeKat said:
Waitaminute! You are telling me that a visa and a passport aren't the same damned thing?! And whats this nonsense about proving this or that because I bought a one way fare? If I land in Melbourne they wont let me leave the airport because the ticket was one way? ...the bloody hell crap is that? You'd think they would appreciate an American illegal alien wondering around in search of the Austrailian dream.
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first of all, melbourne is not part of australia. I have been banned due to my rants about melbourne. Come north to Queensland.
 
Sea Moose said:
Because we are constantly invaded by americans that have only $300 to spend. They buy their own mcdonalds and graze, making us all look fat.

China is the worlds worst polluter, everyone knows this
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According the article I linked, China is the worst but Australia is the worst per capita because most of your power comes from coal.
 
(please note that in this thread i am having fun with you guys, i am just poking fun, dont take me seriously. I would rather share time with an American than .... others ....And i think you guys are awesome )
 
It's a land of mushroom grass and lollipop fields where everything is ripe for the picking, with big breasted smiling blondes as your guide.
 
The cost of living is a lot more in Australia than in the US. I've never lived there, but I've been there a few times, and the major cities aren't much different than the US.
 
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