highland145
Lifer
- Oct 12, 2009
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Miniature and mushy? That ain't no banannaA banana... oh, wait, nvm
Miniature and mushy? That ain't no banannaA banana... oh, wait, nvm
I still freeball it, theres a hole for the balls. Really just holds the dick in place.
Wallet, keys, cellphone. All in jacket, or in warmer weather, a bag.
I hate having shit in my pants pockets . . ..
Ugh, I hate that too. What sort of bag - mind linking something to show?
Nothing ever! I wear a fanny pack with a cell holder. Cannot imagine pockets full of crap. Plus, people always think Im must be packin cause I am wearing a fanny pack. Those evil eyes turn into smiles.
"Don't shoot me, I'll behave".
Nothing when I'm at home.
But when I'm at work:
Left:
Cell Phone
Keys
Right:
Front Pocket Wallet (Driver License, 1 credit card, 1 bank card, and about $5 in ones)
Work ID Badge
Pen
That's about it. On the weekend I'll typically carry a pocket knife if I'm wearing jeans. If I'm not, I don't since the knife usually weighs the pocket down.
Spyderco Salt has a plastic handle and light steel blade.
<Airport security>
ASO: Excuse me, sir, do you have any metal objects in your
pockets?
Derek: Yeah.
ASO: Take them out and put them in the bucket.
Derek: Coins, keys, tuning fork. Musician, I have to stay in
tune, you know, be a moment.
David: One more
ASO: Ok, would you take this jacket off please?
Derek: Oh, it's the zipper...settin off the machine.
David: Let's go then, let's go hurry up.
ASO: Step over here, please.....
David: Troublemaker!
ASO: Raise your arms....do you have any artificial plates or
limbs?
Derek: Not really, no....
ASO: Uh...would you umm......
David: Do it.
Nigel: Do it.
