What's God hiding?

[Cerpin Taxt]

I'm not religious.

So? Did I ask if you were religious?

I deal with reality everyday.

Cool story, bro. :thumbsup:

I was just posing a question for the fucktwits to pounce on. I guess it worked.

You mean you're trolling. What is the point of doing that?

 

[totalnoob]

If God wanted us to know him, he wouldn't make himself impossible to find. So he either doesn't give a shit about us, or he doesn't exist. In either case it makes no sense to grovel and worship him like a slave.

 

[meltdown75]

I'm not religious. I deal with reality everyday. I was just posing a question for the fucktwits to pounce on. I guess it worked.

:thumbsup:

 

[Zebo]

Busy man hundreds of billions of Galaxies each with hundreds of billions of stars in each of them. Last time he came through was 700,000 years ago to throw some DNA together.

 

[Jeff7]

I usually prefer pancakes over waffles but waffles do have some redeeming positive qualities.

Discuss.

Let the Pancakes v Waffles holy war begin!




Madness?
THIS! IS! CHEESECAKE!

 

[techs]

Busy man hundreds of billions of Galaxies each with hundreds of billions of stars in them. Last time he came through was 700,000 years ago to throw some DNA together.

Are you saying God doesn't show himself because he's too busy?

I'm guessing the whole meaning of "God" escapes you.

 

[Zebo]

Are you saying God doesn't show himself because he's too busy?

I'm guessing the whole meaning of "God" escapes you.

I'm sure of it.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I don't get it. Why doesn't he, she, it just show itself?

If God wanted us to believe in God, couldn't God just go all biblical on our asses and do the burning bush, or turn Las Vegas into a pillar of salt, or part the Atlantic ocean?

I mean, c'mon, its GOD. What's with the hints?

He did show Himself. He made idiots who love creating troll religion threads. In this His mighty works are clearly shown.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Let the Pancakes v Waffles holy war begin!




Madness?
THIS! IS! CHEESECAKE!

Sourdough pancakes über alles! :twisted:

 

[totalnoob]

God works through teh web trolls! We are teh new apostles!!

 

[techs]

He did show Himself. He made idiots who love creating troll religion threads. In this His mighty works are clearly shown.

Then I am an "Instrument of God"
kewl

 

[Gibsons]

Obvious troll is obvious.
Fee will disappears because the confirmed existence of God to you (whatever that means) means that heaven and hell do exist. Are you going to then choose hell just to spite God?

I'd like to see the brochure first. Do they have golf and beer in hell? How about parking, is there plenty of parking?

 

[totalnoob]

Then I am an "Instrument of God"
kewl

You have been touched by His noodly appendage.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Then I am an "Instrument of God"
kewl

I'm recruiting to make a new religion, which will be the largest in history. In fact I made a thread about it a couple minutes ago.

Would you like to get in on it? You could be a Cardinal or Parrot, or whatever we decide to call them

 

[zinfamous]

What's God hiding?

a small weiner?

 

[yh125d]

His nonexistence


OOOHH SICK BURNNNNNN

 

[meltdown75]

He did show Himself. He made idiots who love creating troll religion threads. In this His mighty works are clearly shown.

2 noodles up.

 

[meltdown75]

His nonexistence


OOOHH SICK BURNNNNNN

you da man now dawg

 

[Jeff7]

God works through teh web trolls! We are teh new apostles!!

Everyone knows t'is.

 

[techs]

Couldn't God at least unban a certain ATOT member to prove his existence?

 

[yh125d]

you da man now dawg

Obviously you were not blessed with a sense of humor

 

[meltdown75]

Obviously you were not blessed with a sense of humor

yeah... because your post was hilarious...

 

[Albatross]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

dingleberries

 

[Sea Moose]