What's a typical phrase that you hate to hear?

[Arkitech]

So what phrase gets you annoyed whenever you hear it.

Mine would probably be" bros over hos", it's not that I hate the phrase as much as I detest the goofballs that usually say it. Also another phrase I usually hate to hear is "I told you she was a guy" :Q

 

[JohnCU]

"it could be worse"

 

[shortylickens]

Pretty much all of them. I was in the school library and found a book on english cliches (there are 1500 of them). Just about every single one is irritating to hear.

Also, I hate hearing any office lingo outside of a Dilbert cartoon.

 

[Q]

FML

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

"Invest your time, don't spend it."
"Work smarter not harder."
"Use your resources, delegate"
I love management who've only learned corporate speak in all their years of working.

 

[Jeff7]

"She wasn't 18."

 

[lxskllr]

"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Will the defendant please rise..."

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Thats not my Vagina.

 

[boomerang]

Hope

 

[Finalnight]

not a phrase, but a word, synergy.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

This phrase is annoying the fuck out of me.

 

[dbk]

F-R-E-E, that spells "free", credit report dot com baby.

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rh71]

cerebral... "he's just so cerebral"... wtf shutup idiot.

 

[Mojoed]

I can't think of a single thing that I hate to hear. I'm very easy-going I guess.

 

[Bryophyte]

Get your "juices flowing" or permutations thereof. *shudder*

 

[RapidSnail]

Double exclamations with nonsensical modifiers: "Wow....just wow!"

Question-responses ("So you're saying"/"So if") to statements that create a false dilemma (i.e. putting words in someone's mouth):

Guy 1: "Irresponsible use of alcohol can lead to the death of others."
Guy 2: "So you're saying if I have beer on Friday night I will run over and kill a dozen Jews and a clown?"

Guy 1: :roll:
Guy 3: "Why kill the clown?!" :frown:

Questions that begin with participles/infinitives and eliminate the nouns and pronouns: "Looking to buy a fleshlight...what to do?"

The exception/rule phrase being used to validate a contradiction:

Guy 1: "Bill never eats lunch in flux capacitor."
Guy 2: "Well yesterday Bill ate lunch in a flux capacitor."

Guy 1: "I guess that's the exception that proves the rule."
Guy 2: 😕

 

[Deeko]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

 

[ChaoZ]

Literally

 

[vshah]

saved by ZEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[mundane]

Have you ever been?

 

[Woosta]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

 

[Newbian]

"Patience is a virtue"

The only patience I have is the patience it will take to scrub the blood out of the carpet after you say that.

 

[Krynj]

Get'r done.

Also, "I'm not racist...but..."

Say whatever you want about any race, I really don't care. But don't prefix it with a get out of jail free card.

 

[Perknose]

"We're going in a new direction and . . ." 😉

 

[SonnyDaze]

irregardless