What's a quick-drying cement-like substance?

[BigJ]

Just use long screws and screw the door shut then. This way, ha ha, everyone has a laugh, it's quick to remove, and not hard to repair.

 

[FoBoT]

very bad idea, you'll end up in jail or kicked out

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Doesn't sound like a prank to me...
Sounds more like criminal mischief. Depending on the adhesive, you're also going to potentially be ruining a $500 to $2000 door, depending on how much they want to screw you over when/if you get caught.

Agreed. Pranks should be harmless. Sealing a door shut with cement/glue is gonna cost money and time to repair. That amounts to destruction of property.

 

[iamwiz82]

This has 'classic thead' written all over it. 😛

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Doesn't sound like a prank to me...
Sounds more like criminal mischief. Depending on the adhesive, you're also going to potentially be ruining a $500 to $2000 door, depending on how much they want to screw you over when/if you get caught.

QFT. Pranks should be funny and not destructive to property.

 

[Evadman]

pennies.

 

[arrfep]

Just cover the whole door in Good Stuff foam spray.