What's a grown up word for boogers?

Spoooon

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I was telling someone a story that involved boogers and it made me wonder. I'm 26 years old and that's what I still call them. :D

Is there a grown up word for them?
 

Spoooon

Lifer
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Originally posted by: compudog
mucous. Intra-nasal discharge. Mucigenous substance. snot.

When I hear mucous, I think liquidy, gelatinous goo. What about when it's all dried up? Is that when we can call it green gold? :D
 

Spoooon

Lifer
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Well, Ren and Stimpy always called them nose goblins. But that's still too juvenile for me. I want something grown up and sophisticated. That way I can tell my booger story at a cocktail party. :D
 

Rogue

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When they're wiped on the wall of the men's restroom, far too often in my opinion, I call it nose grafitti.