Whats a good way to build an epic sweet resume?

[HFS+]

Please me build an epic sweet resume! I am desperate for a job to pay for college after i graduate Bunker hull CC. Whats a good way to build a resume?

 

[FleshLight]

Get lots of experience and recognition

 

[l0cke]

List your number of AT posts on it. Employers always go by that.

 

[Printer Bandit]

include a headshot.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

List your number of AT posts on it. Employers always go by that.

You want to make sure that you keep less than a 10:1 ratio of new posts to new threads.

You're on target.

 

[spidey07]

Tailor it to the job posting, for every job you submit for. Your resume should be different every time.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Refrain from using words like "epic" and, "sweet."

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

Asking an internet forum to build you an epic sweet resume is a terrible idea.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

PM me I will build an epic sweet resume for you; I have multiple degrees in it.

 

[herm0016]

Please me build an epic sweet resume! I am desperate for a job to pay for college after i graduate Bunker hull CC. Whats a good way to build a resume?

Using verbs in your sentences will put you on the right track.

 

[alkemyst]

Include things like muffdiver, bo staff expert, liger trainer.

In the interview be quick to ask the interviewer their SO/Spouse's name. There should be a picture of them somewhere. Once you get the name, ask is that the same "xxxx" that is about 5'x" tall, about x pounds, [hair color]...(basically describe the picture in detail)

when they say "yeah, why?" just say it's been a couple months now, we were both drunk, I should have never suggested ectasy....thank god for the morning after pill and preparation H. Poor girl!

We have put it behind us, you should too.

An epic resume needs an epic interview.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Using verbs in your sentences will put you on the right track.

False!

Everyone uses verbs in their sentences. It's better to say things in your own words a great resume starts like this:


balr fei faore can eiar le.; balrt dieh qpe dir.

 

[SKORPI0]

😛

 

[RavenSEAL]

Now I understand why leftist radicals want kids to attend school 7 days a week...

 

[T_Yamamoto]

😛

you need to include GTFO, SMD, SMH, and STFU

 

[episodic]

How to build a good resume in one step:

1. Do stuff and document it.

 

[dan4patriots]

when it says if you have had any previous felonies, put lots and lots of felonies

also note that you were a member of the FBI (Federal Boob Inspector)

 

[Bignate603]

Please me build an epic sweet resume! I am desperate for a job to pay for college after i graduate Bunker hull CC. Whats a good way to build a resume?

With grammar like that you may want to ask for your tuition money back.

 

[vbuggy]

Refrain from using words like "epic" and, "sweet."

True. "Awesomesauce" is much better accepted at leading corporates.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

the -ass words are a minimum requirement for a managerial level position. You should also be sure to use the phrase "rock your fucking socks off" and include a special <=3 indicator whenever you did something that was "balls-to-the-wall".

Just a few tricks of the HR trade.